[Video proposal]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[A cheerful woman, dressed in lavish royal blue robes, is grinning on camera]

Why, hello everyone. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Iono Mito Archeline. My interests include various maidenly amusments, tea time, flirtatious chit chat, and you. <3 Yes. you, whoever you may be. You see, I know without a doubt each and every one of you is special and beautiful, and I want to know you better.

So, please, won't you be my sobame?

Comments

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

*Arge was relieved and happy to see Iono, but right now there was something more important to address*

That would be illegal.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

....!!

ARGE!?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...What.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, why, I believe I understand. A sobame is ... [Do you stop her?]

[shanghaiworld.livejournal.com]

[Alice was holding back on just shoving her face into her hands by this point.]

Great... everyone is trying to hit on me now.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, I am certain you most certainly merit such affections.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

Tch and what makes you think you can be worthy of anything involving my attentions?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Well normally I might attempt polite humbleness, but why, since you ask: Confidence, amorous bravado, charisma ... ample experience.

Besides, why, the worst that will happen is you don't marry me, and that's the same end result as not asking in the first place.

[hentanuki.livejournal.com]

Wow, now that's direct.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Hayate~~~~ <3

Come now we've nothing to hide from one another no no?

[onelongnoodle.livejournal.com]

Is that a fish?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Whaaaat? Fiiish?

Would I ask you to be my fish?

A sobame is a handmaiden or concubine, young miss.

[mnementomori]

[no clue what "flirtatious" means, but this lady seems awfully nice.]

"So...bame"? Is that like friends?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Some of my sobame are very close friends, while others are something more, but to be absolutely clear a sobame is a handmaiden and/or concubine.

[readitinabook.livejournal.com]

M-me? No one's ever asked me to be their sobame before. I'm very flattered...I suppose I could--

Wait!

What's a sobame?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[She giggles] Oh my goodness why you are so adorably precious <3

Allow me to explain~

[She dictates from memory]
SOBAME:
1) woman who attends to or closely supports a nobleperson
2) a wife besides the official wife; concubine

[namedforthesky]

...What's a sobame?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[She dictates from memory]
SOBAME:
1) woman who attends to or closely supports a nobleperson
2) a wife besides the official wife; concubine

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

Fuck off.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, that's not very nice.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

...are you another one of the Queen's servants?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh, no, not at all...

[uberlikehermama.livejournal.com]

... Why are you asking everyone this?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

You miss every shot you don't take!

[thunder-ace.livejournal.com]

... Sobame?

[Poor Fate doesn't know exactly what this means, but she has a baaad feeling about this...]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[She dictates from memory]
SOBAME:
1) woman who attends to or closely supports a nobleperson
2) a wife besides the official wife; concubine

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

S-sobame...?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[She dictates from memory]
SOBAME:
1) woman who attends to or closely supports a nobleperson
2) a wife besides the official wife; concubine

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Are... are 'so-ba-me' those wives of yours?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Ding ding ding ding ding! Why, how shall I reward you~!?

[voice] Sorry for the late tag, can I have Yukari teleport to her location?

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Sobame, you say? A word I haven't heard in some time. And certainly not from a woman.

Don't worry about the lateness; sorry to be so late on getting back to you. Also teleport approved.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

People have told me I am something of a character.

[ropeescape.livejournal.com]

Iono-sama!

Even though I am aware you m-might require some new sobame in this place, this method of recruitment is far too broad!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

I just thought that this system of communication was very useful~!

[falterderleere.livejournal.com]

I cannot sign myself over so quickly, Miss Archeline. But as for getting to know better? That option is always open. And, we share similar interests. So, the question becomes...can we be friends before considering this "sobame" option?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

<3 I would be thrilled to take things nice and easy, fair maiden.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

You're propositioning all of us over the Vine.

Really.

Okay then.

...If she was black I'd swear blind this was a female Keenan.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

You'll be my sobame!? Why, wonderful!! Shall we begin the interview immediately?