[Video proposal]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[A cheerful woman, dressed in lavish royal blue robes, is grinning on camera]

Why, hello everyone. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Iono Mito Archeline. My interests include various maidenly amusments, tea time, flirtatious chit chat, and you. <3 Yes. you, whoever you may be. You see, I know without a doubt each and every one of you is special and beautiful, and I want to know you better.

So, please, won't you be my sobame?

Comments

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

Y-you're doing it wrong... you're supposed to build up affection points properly before just asking out of nowhere like this...

And asking everybody like this over the vine is kind of weird, isn't it...?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh my no I am expert at this, do believe me. It has worked before~

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

...

But how can you get that far without selecting the right choices first...? Unless it's... you're one of those type of people, like on the trains, a-and... *grimace*

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Some people say the best thing to do is to be yourself, and I am <3

Choices?

Trains?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

...

*well, Iono didn't seem to understand what she was implying about trains, so-*

I guess that's good...

...

... s-still, asking everybody like this makes you look like the desperate comedical side character...

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh no I am most definitely a main character. I've even been featured in various works of, ara...

real person femme slash?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... people write fanfiction about you?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

It's a little embarrassing sometimes! I'm featured in various works of officially sobame approved works.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

How many sobame do you have, anyway?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

2197, though the majority of them are devoted hand maidens rather than concubines.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

T-that's a lot, even going by majority...

I'd probably disappear into background character status with that many...

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Please, never doubt that you are special. I spend time with my beloved sobame.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

H-how do you find the time with that many?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Ohh I have my ways.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

S-so... there's really never been a time that you accidentally left some of them alone for awhile and they formed some kind of protest or something?

*she's seen that kind of situation in a videogame-*

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh, n, noo, such a thing has occurred before, but it was an exceptional situation...

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... t-those poor sobame...

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

I assure you I went to great lengths to see to it they were satisfied in the resolution~

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

W-what's that like, anyway? I mean, you must get pretty worn out keeping so many people happy, right?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh mayhaps at times but it's positively thrilling~!!