[Video proposal]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[A cheerful woman, dressed in lavish royal blue robes, is grinning on camera]

Why, hello everyone. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Iono Mito Archeline. My interests include various maidenly amusments, tea time, flirtatious chit chat, and you. <3 Yes. you, whoever you may be. You see, I know without a doubt each and every one of you is special and beautiful, and I want to know you better.

So, please, won't you be my sobame?

Comments

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

*Arge was relieved and happy to see Iono, but right now there was something more important to address*

That would be illegal.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

....!!

ARGE!?

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

Iono-sama?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Ohh I'm so happy to see you here!! I wonder if any of the others are here. Besides you and Kass I mean. Have you mayhaps sen Eto, or your mother, or [STARTS LISTING NAMES. SHE HAS THOUSANDS OF WIVES. SHE COULD DO THIS ALL DAY...]

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

*INTERRUPTING NAME LISTING-*

Until today, I thought I was alone.

*there's a pause, as Arge's expression saddens ever so slightly*

... Ar was brought here before you.

*translation: She wasn't able to do her duty as special police while she was gone T_T *

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...What.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

... Well there's no need for you to be alone now, I'm here for you, my dear Ar...

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, why, I believe I understand. A sobame is ... [Do you stop her?]

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I didn't ask what a sobame was!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh. My apologies. I must ask, then, would you please rephrase your question in more definite terms such that I might answer it for you?

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

Ar will be there soon.

*and... soon enough, an Arge will be there in person*

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What are you doing, what is this, where's the point, what is wrong with you!?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh oh oh my~ You found me so soon, I didn't even have a chance to look for a hiding place~ [Wanted to play hide and seek XD]

[OH WELL HUG TIME]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, I am introducing myself, this is a proposal, because I wish to us both happy, and nothing at all~

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

You are going to say this to everyone, aren't you.

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

*You can't hide from your 10 year old bodyguard...!*

How long have you been here, Iono-sama?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, of course. To lie would be oh so improper.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...So, basically, you want to flirt with everyone, and already stated you're also cheating on everyone.

I don't think you thought this through.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

I woke up in that dreadfully drab room during the snow storm.

The company, however, was nice.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Cheating? I would never. It's only infidelity if its not allowed.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I don't think anyone'd allow it.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh come now, what limit is there to love? Why, as proof, in my homeland I have oh so many sobame already.

Kyaah... how I miss them...

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

...

*there's something strange here, since Iono hasn't made any indication of it*

Was Ar missing from home before you were brought here?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

There surely is a limit in love for something like this!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

You know, I was just about to ask you that. You say that you have been here for how long now?