[Video proposal]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[A cheerful woman, dressed in lavish royal blue robes, is grinning on camera]

Why, hello everyone. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Iono Mito Archeline. My interests include various maidenly amusments, tea time, flirtatious chit chat, and you. <3 Yes. you, whoever you may be. You see, I know without a doubt each and every one of you is special and beautiful, and I want to know you better.

So, please, won't you be my sobame?

Comments

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

A very impressive resume <3

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, that is entirely true.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, you must be very new here. I only wish you were around before to stop that dreadful blizzard.

Though it did make for some nice memories.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I am not new, I was around. I just didn't bother to do much about the blizzard.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why ever not?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Because I was ...occupied elsewhere?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Enjoying your company and the isolation, were you?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What, no! I was just planning future things. Planning!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Now that sounds fun! What kind of future do you plan to have?

...pffft. Let's play along

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

An exciting one, where I'll surely not be bored! I have lots of things in mind!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

But what in more definite terms? A dream career? Or~

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...I guess you can call it a career...? I'll sure be famous~

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, doing what?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Causing incidents, of course. What else?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

'Incidents?' [Iono said MORE DEFINITE TERMS, Tenshi]

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Causing trouble, messing with shrine maidens, riling up demons, things like that!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh my goodness, why, is that not... ahem, rather dangerous?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know. That's the point?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

but it would be so dreadful if such a lovely sort as yourself would come to harm.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

W-well I certainly am lovely and such, but I am also tough and strong! Something like that wouldn't cause me any lasting harm for sure!

I fought my way through an onslaught of witches, onis, demons, and even a shrine maiden before, after all!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oooh, ooh, is there a story? <3 [clap clap clap]

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What, a story? For what? The shrine maiden thing?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, your exploits!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Right! Well, first I sent a lot of ghosts to Nirvana, and with the power from that, a looot of red mist, I messed with the weather and made it snow in the netherworld and things like that, to rile people up! Then I prepared a huuuuuuuge earthquake, and made sure the signs were easy to spot! Except most of the people missed them STILL....

And then everyone tried to stop me and there were lots of battles, it was great!

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

An Earthquake. Why ever would you do that?