[Video proposal]

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[A cheerful woman, dressed in lavish royal blue robes, is grinning on camera]

Why, hello everyone. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Iono Mito Archeline. My interests include various maidenly amusments, tea time, flirtatious chit chat, and you. <3 Yes. you, whoever you may be. You see, I know without a doubt each and every one of you is special and beautiful, and I want to know you better.

So, please, won't you be my sobame?

Comments

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

Tch and what makes you think you can be worthy of anything involving my attentions?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Well normally I might attempt polite humbleness, but why, since you ask: Confidence, amorous bravado, charisma ... ample experience.

Besides, why, the worst that will happen is you don't marry me, and that's the same end result as not asking in the first place.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

That is not what I asked.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Why, I answered the question I thought you asked. Mayhaps one of us is misunderstanding.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

You responded with reasons as to why you were qualified. Not why you were worthy of my attentions.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Let us turn this on its head, no? Tell me your desires and I will tell you how I'd meet them.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

I'm Queen of the world. I own and have at reach everything I could possibly desire unless you have something that I could not possibly possess. That is a possibility I cannot discount since it has happened before.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

[Gasp] Why, are you this Queen of Hearts whom I've been hearing oh so much about?

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

Tch, do not associate me with that mongrel. I am the Queen of Heroes.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

My apologies, I do not mean to offend you.

I must confess, and I meant this no insult, but I do not know of any queen of the world or heroes.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

You have never heard of ancient Sumeria or the city of Uruk; the first city in the world to possess walls?

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Ohh! [she claps her hands] Sumeria! I remember learning about that in home school.

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

That was my kingdom.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

Oh my~ A Sumerian queen, why, there is so much potential for delightful culture shock <3

[godsbegone.livejournal.com]

I've spent ten years in the mongrel country of Japan. They do not have anything that I do not have.

[b-mai-sobame.livejournal.com]

'Mongrel country?'