NEXT EPISODE! [Vine, Video]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I need a better budget for this...

On the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

Our heroes have survived a sudden, nightmarish onset of winter, whose details shall no longer be spoken of!

*A giant photo of a censor block*

However, just as they begin to progress into the mysterious Wilds, something goes horribly, terribly wrong!

*A photo of several random Gardens attendees, dressed like men to the point of being reverse traps. Feel free to assume your character's one of them, or not. How'd she get this photo?!*

A strange spell drains feminity from the heroes, sapping ratings and ruining our mainstream appeal!

How will we regain our fanservice?! And what has caused this terrible fluctuation that could kick us out of our prime time slot?!

Find out, on the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

(OOC: For those of you not in the know, Etna's very short on fourth wall. And does this all the time in her canon, and every crossover she's been in so far.)

Comments

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What other things are you talking about here?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Just important related concepts you really should read up on.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Sounds boring and uninteresting, nothing I'd want to waste my time with.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Ah, but if you're not well-held among the fans, you're likely to get dropped offscreen. And that's just no fun.

Tenshi would probably shoot her fans if she knew what some thought of her.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Then I'd just walk back onscreen and shoot the fans. Problem solved.

Re: Tenshi would probably shoot her fans if she knew what some thought of her.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... You can't really shoot someone through a TV screen. I mean sure there's the classic Sean Connery Is About To Shoot You pose, but...

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about, but I'm not going to let such technicalities hold me back, anyway.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... So you're going to shoot potentially millions of people. Who you cannot see.

Right.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...

Millions? ...I'll just earthquake them, then, if they complain!

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Across interplanetary differences.

Yeeeeah.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...you're making this nonsense up.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Not at all.

Well, I made the content of the next episode up. But the TV show thing? Not at all.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure. Well, if those tv show things have a problem with me, they can come and tell me in person.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

But that's jumping over the fourth wall. Even for demons, things can only get so meta before problems start showing up en masse.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

People are showing up en masse here.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... I'm not sure how you equated problems and people there.

Because her mun cannot read.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Same thing, same thing.

Re: Because her mun cannot read.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... Talk about a pessimist. Aren't you supposed to be some kinda angel?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I'm a celestial, I'm quite holy indeed. You're right about that one, at least.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Aren't Angels supposed to be, you know, good influences?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...What are you talking about? Celestials are just supposed to meditate or something, but there's enough around, the others can take care of that for me.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I... See.

*Etna gets the strong sense that Tenshi just doesn't do her job.*

Her sense is totally true.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's it. It's boring stuff anyway, I rather watch incidents, or cause them, really.

Re: Her sense is totally true.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... You're probably the worst Celestial ever, huh?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm very good at that!