NEXT EPISODE! [Vine, Video]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I need a better budget for this...

On the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

Our heroes have survived a sudden, nightmarish onset of winter, whose details shall no longer be spoken of!

*A giant photo of a censor block*

However, just as they begin to progress into the mysterious Wilds, something goes horribly, terribly wrong!

*A photo of several random Gardens attendees, dressed like men to the point of being reverse traps. Feel free to assume your character's one of them, or not. How'd she get this photo?!*

A strange spell drains feminity from the heroes, sapping ratings and ruining our mainstream appeal!

How will we regain our fanservice?! And what has caused this terrible fluctuation that could kick us out of our prime time slot?!

Find out, on the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

(OOC: For those of you not in the know, Etna's very short on fourth wall. And does this all the time in her canon, and every crossover she's been in so far.)

Comments

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I'm a celestial, I'm quite holy indeed. You're right about that one, at least.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Aren't Angels supposed to be, you know, good influences?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

...What are you talking about? Celestials are just supposed to meditate or something, but there's enough around, the others can take care of that for me.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I... See.

*Etna gets the strong sense that Tenshi just doesn't do her job.*

Her sense is totally true.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yep. That's it. It's boring stuff anyway, I rather watch incidents, or cause them, really.

Re: Her sense is totally true.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... You're probably the worst Celestial ever, huh?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What? No, I'm doing exactly what I want to do, and I'm very good at that!

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Oh, so you're a really good demon then.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

No, of course not. I like to beat down demons, though, if you're refering to youkai.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... Yep, definately demon-y traits you're exhibiting.

I gotta wonder what my world's Seraph would think.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what you're talking about now. I'm completely undemonic - so undemonic that my blood would POISON one! I'm that holy.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

And yet you're acting too much like a demon, and very little like any Celestial I've ever heard of.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What is demonic of my behavior? Shrine maidens act like this too, in a way.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Then they're very bad Shrine Maidens.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Successful shrine maiden, rather! She saved Gensokyo a few times.

I defeated her in the end, of course.