NEXT EPISODE! [Vine, Video]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I need a better budget for this...

On the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

Our heroes have survived a sudden, nightmarish onset of winter, whose details shall no longer be spoken of!

*A giant photo of a censor block*

However, just as they begin to progress into the mysterious Wilds, something goes horribly, terribly wrong!

*A photo of several random Gardens attendees, dressed like men to the point of being reverse traps. Feel free to assume your character's one of them, or not. How'd she get this photo?!*

A strange spell drains feminity from the heroes, sapping ratings and ruining our mainstream appeal!

How will we regain our fanservice?! And what has caused this terrible fluctuation that could kick us out of our prime time slot?!

Find out, on the next exciting episode of "Etna's Mysterious Garden!"

(OOC: For those of you not in the know, Etna's very short on fourth wall. And does this all the time in her canon, and every crossover she's been in so far.)

Comments

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

That was the most ridiculous thing I've heard people say will happen. Why would anyone care about feminity being sapped and stuff like that!?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

You don't understand the power of ratings?!?!

If the show gets cancelled we'll never find a way home!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Err...what is a rating?

...If this gets cancelled, won't this mean the barrier stuff is gone and we can just leave?

What is she talking about

[video]

[latomatetas.livejournal.com]

That sounds like an episode from a reality show.

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. It's pretty much a standard anime setup.

Re: [video]

[latomatetas.livejournal.com]

Anime? Oh, like one of Japón's creations, sí?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

...

... wait, we're on a cheap tv show?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

It's a perfectly sensible explanation for a lot of things. Except the crazy magic.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

But where's the cameras?

[sororite]

Well, at least we'd all still be very beautiful. And an all-male cast can just appeal to an entirely different audience, oui?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

You don't want the audience that would find an all-reverse trap audience appealing. They're not as profitable as they seem.

[sororite]

We must cater to everyone, non? Everyone deserves to see their interests!

[video]

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

I'm curious where you found the pictures.

Re: [video]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Oh these?

Used a bit of spare wilds dust. Normally I'd use Photobay but they're not handy right now!

[video]

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Ah, of course.

Do you do this sort of thing often, or just when you're in another world?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

...what the hell are you talking about? Who would watch this if it was a serial anyways?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

You'd be amazed.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

My parodies are so brilliant, they silence people!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

I dress that way anyway if I can at all help it.

Combat in a miniskirt is not a happy thing.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... If everyone were dressed like that, though, things would be a little problematic.

[flameofpms.livejournal.com]

Burn that photo of me. Now.

[Xanxa doesn't even remember ever dressing up as a man...]

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Awww, but you look cute without your feminity~

[breakthroughit.livejournal.com]

... What the heck was that all about?

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

It was about awesomeness, that's what.

It's good for ratings, you know!