nine | video | (batgirl)

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[ a vigilante wakes up in an alternate universe, suits up, and is promptly attacked by the Vine. Batgirl's barely tugged her cowl back on when the mirror leaps out at her, and for the first few seconds, the transmission consists mostly of spandex-clad hands wrestling with it, trying to turn it skywards ] Goddammit, don't you know that I'm only supposed to come out at night? What part of Dark Knight don’t you get? [ frustrated, she hits the front of the mirror. It doesn’t seem to mind, and just backs off, getting a full shot of her. Batgirl takes a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose. Talking to plants is never a good way to start your day ]

… it's sentient. Don't try telling me the Vine doesn’t understand puns.

[ she straightens up, putting on her Serious Face ]

If this is another girls-only alternate universe, you guys are gonna have one pissed Bat on your hands. I'm not even kidding. I was just given a shiny new secret hideout full of futuristic gadgets that put the iPhone 4 to shame, a new car, a sidekick-slash-stalker, and I invented Magnaelectrogooparangs. I had Reapers to reap! I was going places! And now? Now this.

I need a roll call, the 411, and something shockingly unhealthy to eat.

Comments

[not-as-special.livejournal.com]

"Anotehr girls-only alternate universe"? Are there really that many?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Yes. Probably! Definitely!

... the fact that I don't recognise you does not bode well at all.

[not-as-special.livejournal.com]

And here I thought this one was just special.

Why doesn't it?

[sororite]

Well, I can help with at least one of those things...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

... France. Hi. [ ] I thought I'd dreamed you up.

In a non-weird way.

1/2

[sororite]

I get that a lot.

[sororite]

But that does not change the fact that you are in very big trouble, mademoiselle!

[brands.livejournal.com]

[She's laughing.] You're in the same place, sweetheart. Not sure if that's a pro or a con.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

It's a total pain in the ass! The only pro here is that this isn't bizarro-Gardens, and you aren't all zombies.

[notvitiligo.livejournal.com]

Welcome back, oh chiropteran one. If it's another universe, you look about the same as the Batgirl we had, so... Maybe there won't be that much difference.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Y'never know. I'm, like, the third actual Batgirl.

I'm the only one who comes in purple, though.

[welljustwatchme.livejournal.com]

Hey, have you found anyone to feed you, yet?

1/3

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Um.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I think your mom might go on a bodily-harm spree against me. Fair warning.

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[alwaysricochets.livejournal.com]

Hate to break it to you, Bats, but you're back in the land of lesbians. All that crime fighting is gonna have to wait. Again.

[video]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Hey, denial usually gets me pretty far. Guess I'm gonna have to teach my body to sleep more than three hours a day. Again.

[buythisaxe.livejournal.com]

[A small dwarf girl holding a giant red axe a bit taller than her with a few cracks in it walks up to you, tapping the bottom of the axe handle to the ground and smiling smugly.]

Reaping, eh? Do you need a weapon for that?

[Of course she picked up on that part.]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Hey. Dunno if I'll be needing a weapon for it here. And I'm pretty much set with my boomstick.

[esoteric_rose.livejournal.com]

Reapers?

[Is someone worried? Of course not. It just sounds like bad news.]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

In the flesh.

Under ridiculous suits. And I say this as someone who's wearing a thigh-belt.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

S-Batgirl!

[ Secret identities etc. etc. right? ]

Same lesbian garden as before, though things are kinda freaky right now...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Sbatgirl here, reporting it. When are things not freaky?

[gentlecuteside]

Oh, you're back. I'd say welcome, but I suspect that might be a bit insensitive.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

You can say welcome back. It's always nice to feel wanted.