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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[ a vigilante wakes up in an alternate universe, suits up, and is promptly attacked by the Vine. Batgirl's barely tugged her cowl back on when the mirror leaps out at her, and for the first few seconds, the transmission consists mostly of spandex-clad hands wrestling with it, trying to turn it skywards ] Goddammit, don't you know that I'm only supposed to come out at night? What part of Dark Knight don’t you get? [ frustrated, she hits the front of the mirror. It doesn’t seem to mind, and just backs off, getting a full shot of her. Batgirl takes a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose. Talking to plants is never a good way to start your day ]

… it's sentient. Don't try telling me the Vine doesn’t understand puns.

[ she straightens up, putting on her Serious Face ]

If this is another girls-only alternate universe, you guys are gonna have one pissed Bat on your hands. I'm not even kidding. I was just given a shiny new secret hideout full of futuristic gadgets that put the iPhone 4 to shame, a new car, a sidekick-slash-stalker, and I invented Magnaelectrogooparangs. I had Reapers to reap! I was going places! And now? Now this.

I need a roll call, the 411, and something shockingly unhealthy to eat.

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[brands.livejournal.com]

[She's laughing.] You're in the same place, sweetheart. Not sure if that's a pro or a con.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

It's a total pain in the ass! The only pro here is that this isn't bizarro-Gardens, and you aren't all zombies.

[brands.livejournal.com]

[Bizarro...zombies. Fang's going to pretend she understands this, 'cause that's how she rolls.] Got it. Sorry to disappoint, then. It looks like quite a few of us are getting stuck here again, so you're not the only one, at least.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Wait, what d'ya mean, not the only one? So I'm not even original in my vanishing act?

[brands.livejournal.com]

That's right. Me and Vanille beat you to it. We just got back a little while ago.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Aw, man. I bet you guys got all the genuine pity.

[brands.livejournal.com]

More or less. I can feel sorry for you, if you'd like. I'll even throw in a comforting shoulder pat.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

It's okay. I'll take your empathy and settle with that.

What was it like? When you went back, I mean.

[brands.livejournal.com]

Same as always, but I couldn't remember this place. [a lazy shrug.] We weren't there for long, but time's a bit out of whack here. I've got no idea how long we were gone.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I thought so. [ ] I don't remember doing anything to end back up here, or anything to leave in the first place. Which is never a good thing. If there was some sort of pattern to it, we'd be able to work something out.

[brands.livejournal.com]

That's how it worked for us too. Or...didn't work. [she scoffs, crosses her arms.] A pattern would be too easy. The Queen wants us stuck for a good long while, I'd wager. I wouldn't be surprised if she just forgot to keep us here, and that's how we ended up back home.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't surprise me. My only other working theory was that she was satisfied with me going from “probably straight” to “slightly less fussy.” But I guess she's got big plans for us all!

[brands.livejournal.com]

Ha! Yeah, she's got big plans all right. It's likely she won't be content until we're all paired off.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I've already been paired off. Where's my ticket outta here?

[brands.livejournal.com]

[an amused snort.] Maybe it's a one-way trip.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Technically, I've been three ways by this point. You'd think she'd at least have the decency to make it an even number.

[brands.livejournal.com]

Maybe she'll keep it up until it's even. You never know, with her.