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[ a vigilante wakes up in an alternate universe, suits up, and is promptly attacked by the Vine. Batgirl's barely tugged her cowl back on when the mirror leaps out at her, and for the first few seconds, the transmission consists mostly of spandex-clad hands wrestling with it, trying to turn it skywards ] Goddammit, don't you know that I'm only supposed to come out at night? What part of Dark Knight don’t you get? [ frustrated, she hits the front of the mirror. It doesn’t seem to mind, and just backs off, getting a full shot of her. Batgirl takes a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose. Talking to plants is never a good way to start your day ]

… it's sentient. Don't try telling me the Vine doesn’t understand puns.

[ she straightens up, putting on her Serious Face ]

If this is another girls-only alternate universe, you guys are gonna have one pissed Bat on your hands. I'm not even kidding. I was just given a shiny new secret hideout full of futuristic gadgets that put the iPhone 4 to shame, a new car, a sidekick-slash-stalker, and I invented Magnaelectrogooparangs. I had Reapers to reap! I was going places! And now? Now this.

I need a roll call, the 411, and something shockingly unhealthy to eat.

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[ ] ... thanks for welcoming me back. Seriously, it means a lot to me.

I missed you. I couldn't help it.

[ ] Glad you didn't change your mind about me over these past few weeks.

I think you being gone just made me more sure I wanted to keep you.

... Pff. Stop that. [ ] You are making it seriously difficult for me to walk away.

Then don't. Stay. Or take me with you. I'm really not picky.

[ ] I'm gonna go fall into a waffle-induced coma. It wouldn't be fun for you.

I can cuddle. It would help with your neediness, wouldn't it?

... but what if I snore?

I won't complain. Might tease you later, but I definitely won't complain. Don't make me let go of you again, please.

[ ] Well, when you put it that way, I guess I can't leave you behind.

You won't regret it, really. I'm completely house-trained. And cave-trained, too, to be honest.

Edited 2011-06-22 07:38 (UTC)

Attagirl. [ ] Ta-da! My humble abode. I'll blame any mess on the fact that I've been gone, even if it isn't true.

That's smart. And a little bit of mess is fine, really.

And now you know all my secrets!

[ ] I hope “a little bit of a mess” extends to “somebody didn't bother putting their clothes in the closet so now there's a pile of 'em in the middle of their room.” [ ]

Edited 2011-06-22 20:29 (UTC)

All of them. Wow.

Who's that?

[ ] Oh, that's Babs. Barbara Gordon. If I could pick someone to end up in this universe with me, it'd probably be her. Too bad the Gardens aren't very wheelchair-friendly, though!

The Queen could make it work...

Pff, probably. [ ] ... so you're seriously cool with just hanging out here while I sleep?

Of course, yeah. I mean, I might doze off, too, if you're comfortable enough.

Totally comfortable! Might be even more comfortable in pyjamas, though. You wanna borrow some?

Mmm... sure. It would probably be better than the slacks, I guess.

Uh huh. It's a bit warm for that. [ ] They're totally lame, I know, but red should suit you, right? [ ] Oh, er. There's a spare room down the corridor, if you wanna go get changed.

Edited 2011-06-25 19:05 (UTC)