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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]

So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.

Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.

Flawless.

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[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ She is so proud of Santana right now. So proud. ]

I've got connections, y'know! I can let you co-star right next to Leonardo DiCaprio. [ No she couldn't but she likes to pretend. ]

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

What were you, an extra in Shutter Island?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

If only--no, I mean, I helped direct it, y'know? [ Still pretending. ]

But anyway, Leo is a good friend of mine! Johnny, too. Do you wanna be a pirate who kills zombies?

[thinkbrave.livejournal.com]

( That might actually have made her laugh a little bit. Maybe. Let's not get crazy. )

You should probably add "sex with backflips" to the list. That's bound to get their attention.

( Although, she's looking at that gun with some interest. ) Nice gun. I mean, a little small. Cute, I guess.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

It's not porn, okay? A flash of tits at the most, and that's when I turn eighteen.

I'm not in the military, I'm not just gonna carry a machine gun around everywhere.

[thinkbrave.livejournal.com]

Just trying to help. 'Sex sells', or whatever the thing is in Hollywood where you come from.

You don't need to be military to have a gun. ( A little shrug. ) That's probably more discrete, anyway, but the accuracy won't be so good over a distance. If you were trying to stop something big and nasty from getting any closer than necessary, for example-- then you might want some more range.

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[howaverage.livejournal.com]

What the-- [ Staring. Disapprovingly and even a little angry - not to Santana though, but to this place that lets kids make guns out of magic dirt. Kids with guns are never, never good. ]

I think you should put that down. That is not a toy.

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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Relax, I have training and everything. Larry knows what she's doing. It's not even loaded.

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[howaverage.livejournal.com]

[ No, you are a child, what the hell, you shouldn't be holding that unless it shoots... soap bubbles out of it or something. ]

Are you telling me that there is an adult distributing guns to kids in here? [ Okay, one thing is to protect people and the younger folk and even teaching them how to protect themselves, the other is giving them an active role by handing guns to them. She is going to have a talk with this Larry, it shows in her face. ]

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[thesamename.livejournal.com]

Hm.



High aspirations.

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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Twice as awesome as anyone else in that school.

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[thesamename.livejournal.com]

Most likely. Although it might be ill advised to be too excited about trumping a bunch of high schoolers. They're not known for being particularly impressive.

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[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Take it off.

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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Patience, babe, come on.

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[dia-f.livejournal.com]

I don't have any. Not even a drop.

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[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

You do look even hotter with that gun. I'd hire you.

[She grins.] Don't know if I believe you about the taking off clothes part, though, so you might have to prove it to me.

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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

I know, right? I said the same thing.

I mean, all the horny chicks are coming out of the woodwork.

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[alwaysricochets.livejournal.com]

Hell of a nice piece you got there, babe. Lot of skills, too. I know how good you are at taking your clothes off. I'm impressed.

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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Thanks. I've been working on it.

[freemade-grace.livejournal.com]

The dead aren't as violent as the media likes to make them out to be. It all depends on how well they're revived, so I've heard.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Did I not specify 'movie'?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

[ Larry makes a point of only showing her face for the moment. ]

Damn... you're lookin' good Santana.

[ Girl's really moving up to higher calibers fast, though the stopping power's good for someone who can't shoot individual fingers off.

Also, it's sexy. ]

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

As always?

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Zombies, huh? I think you'd be needing a bigger weapon then that little toy to take even one down.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

A: I made it pretty clear that it's movies, learn your way around your ears.

B: I'd say you're just insecure about the size of your dick, but since you're here, you must just be an idiot. A smaller weapon that you can hit things with is better than a huge one with no accuracy.