sixteen; video

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]

So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.

Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.

Flawless.

Comments

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Larry, you're totally interrupting my dreams of getting out of here right now.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

...right. Ah, sorry about that.

Too bad we can't just shoot our way out.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

I wish.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

If I found something we can shoot to get out, though, you'll be the first to know.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

I better be! Who the hell else would it be?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I dunno... I mean, that Sephiroth chick is pretty tough looking, I bet she can use a gun.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

I think I've talked to her...once.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

...and what did you think?

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Stick up her ass.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Yeah... definitely a bit. She gave me a magical pie... gem... thing though.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

...what?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[ She holds up a small, round, glowing gem - Materia. ]

She was trying to make some kind of magic thing from her world, and ended up with this.

[ Larry backs away from the vine, turning it towards a stump a short distance away, holds out the Materia, focuses...

And tada! Apple pie on the stump. A very lumpy apple pie, but pie! ]

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Shiny rocks that summon pie. That's probably the least useful super power I've ever heard of.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I'll remember that for the future.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

It doesn't even look good.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

I just have to practice more! I'm sure I'll figure out how to make anything you want someday.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Pasta and breadsticks.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

...damn. Well I'm sure I can find the pasta somewhere around here anyways, so all we need to do is find a baker.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Half the people here come from universes where they don't even own ovens, I doubt you'll find one.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

C'mon, people have been baking some kinda bread or another for thousands of years.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

But breadsticks is a very specific practice. If you mess it up, it's a misdemeanor.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

No leeway for an amateur?

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

None. You better hole yourself up in a lab or something so nobody finds out.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

Hiding from the world because I can't bake... what a way to live.

[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

Just until you get it figured out.