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[heretolookhot.livejournal.com]

[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]

So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.

Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.

Flawless.

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[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ She is so proud of Santana right now. So proud. ]

I've got connections, y'know! I can let you co-star right next to Leonardo DiCaprio. [ No she couldn't but she likes to pretend. ]

[thinkbrave.livejournal.com]

( That might actually have made her laugh a little bit. Maybe. Let's not get crazy. )

You should probably add "sex with backflips" to the list. That's bound to get their attention.

( Although, she's looking at that gun with some interest. ) Nice gun. I mean, a little small. Cute, I guess.

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[howaverage.livejournal.com]

What the-- [ Staring. Disapprovingly and even a little angry - not to Santana though, but to this place that lets kids make guns out of magic dirt. Kids with guns are never, never good. ]

I think you should put that down. That is not a toy.

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[thesamename.livejournal.com]

Hm.



High aspirations.

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[dia-f.livejournal.com]

Take it off.

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[tasercopter.livejournal.com]

You do look even hotter with that gun. I'd hire you.

[She grins.] Don't know if I believe you about the taking off clothes part, though, so you might have to prove it to me.

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[alwaysricochets.livejournal.com]

Hell of a nice piece you got there, babe. Lot of skills, too. I know how good you are at taking your clothes off. I'm impressed.

[freemade-grace.livejournal.com]

The dead aren't as violent as the media likes to make them out to be. It all depends on how well they're revived, so I've heard.

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

[ Larry makes a point of only showing her face for the moment. ]

Damn... you're lookin' good Santana.

[ Girl's really moving up to higher calibers fast, though the stopping power's good for someone who can't shoot individual fingers off.

Also, it's sexy. ]

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Zombies, huh? I think you'd be needing a bigger weapon then that little toy to take even one down.