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sixteen; video

[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]

So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.

Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.

Flawless.

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Just trying to help. 'Sex sells', or whatever the thing is in Hollywood where you come from.

You don't need to be military to have a gun. ( A little shrug. ) That's probably more discrete, anyway, but the accuracy won't be so good over a distance. If you were trying to stop something big and nasty from getting any closer than necessary, for example-- then you might want some more range.

Maybe if I develop a coke addiction.

Well duh, they're all over the place around here. This one's just more fun to shoot.

Ah, ha. Now you're talking. Coke, fake boobs, all that... glamourous stuff. Great.

Mm. ( She has a gun. She likes guns, actually. They're oddly comforting. ) You just like posing with it like a Bond girl or something, don't you?

You know it.

No, I'm one of the three people here without some kind of crazy superpower, so I learned how to shoot. For the next time something totally stupid happens.

Hah.

Maybe we should start keeping a tally of us normal people. Unless you want to count falling out of trees as a special ability, now.

Uhh...you, me, Larry. Anyone else?

Em, definitely. Jackie, maybe... I never asked.

( LONG PAUSE> ) If they're a country that's a person, does that count?

Right. The thing about Jackie is that I try to forget she's here, being mad all the time gives you wrinkles.

I count the crazy ones, yeah.

( This would be a scowl. ) I like her. She's not a pretentious bullshit-artist, like most people.

She's bitchier and more condescending than I am. That should count as public intoxication.

She's less shallow than you, too. Obviously, she's horrible. ( Ouch, sarcasm. So much for her being friendly :| )

Like I would know anything about that, every other word out of her mouth is about how I'm the scum of the earth, for no apparent reason. At least I bitch about things that are true.

Do you even know anything about her? Maybe it isn't for no reason. Try using your head.

If I've never done anything to her, it is for no reason. If she has a problem with me, she can be straight-up about it.

Maybe you remind her of someone shitty.

You can always straight-up ask her, instead of bitching about her behind her back. At least she's a bitch to your face. It's more honest.

( Ellie, what is logic? )