http://heretolookhot.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] queenofheartsrp2011-05-24 11:30 pm
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sixteen; video

[After not popping her head in for a while, here's Santana! She's got some sweet heavy-duty earmuffs and seems...a lot happier than usual. Probably has something to do with the .45 in her hand. Safety on, unloaded, like a good girl.]

So now that I'm like, a thousand times better at this shooting thing, I think I should be in zombie movies. When I get home, it's straight to Hollywood. It's not like I can go back to school, I've missed way too much, and I'll end up a super senior. And that's embarrassing.

Who wouldn't hire me? I'm hot, I can sing, I wouldn't need a stunt double, and I can take my clothes off. Plus, I have all kinds of experience with shitty gimmick horror movies because my life currently is one. Syfy channel will blow their load the second they see "secret lesbian garden" on a resume.

Flawless.
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[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
Shiny rocks that summon pie. That's probably the least useful super power I've ever heard of.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
I'll remember that for the future.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
I just have to practice more! I'm sure I'll figure out how to make anything you want someday.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
...damn. Well I'm sure I can find the pasta somewhere around here anyways, so all we need to do is find a baker.

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Half the people here come from universes where they don't even own ovens, I doubt you'll find one.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
C'mon, people have been baking some kinda bread or another for thousands of years.

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
But breadsticks is a very specific practice. If you mess it up, it's a misdemeanor.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
No leeway for an amateur?

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
None. You better hole yourself up in a lab or something so nobody finds out.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 03:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Hiding from the world because I can't bake... what a way to live.

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-30 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Just until you get it figured out.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
That could take months.

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
You should probably get on it, then.

[identity profile] gun-cata.livejournal.com 2011-05-31 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I'll be sure to make it up to your lofty standards.
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