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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ a young woman's voice comes on the Vine. she does not sound pleased. in fact, 'furious' might be a more appropriate way to describe it. ]

What is the meaning of this?! I demand an explanation! Right now! [ there is a loud, sharp CRACK!, the sound of leather hitting hard against the ground. ]

Any foolish answers will be met with a whipping! I don't want to waste my time hearing nonsense explanations!

[ she ends this with another CRACK!, to emphasize her point. ]

Comments

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

That is true!

But you also can't expect me to not hit you if you whip me.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Fine! Then I won't whip you, happy?

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Mmm-hm! Maybe you've learned something, too.

So who are you, anyway?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

... Franziska von Karma.

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Noi.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

No last name?

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Noi works well enough for now.

BUT HOW WILL I CALL YOU BY YOUR FULL NAME ALL THE TIME

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

... Hmph. Very well.

PRETEND SHE'S PHOENIX?

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

I mean, with a last name, you might start calling me Ms. Whatever, and it'd be all overly fancy and stupid.

She can't, Phoenix means constant whipping forever. She'll have no hands left. :(

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

I assure you that I have no such intention.

Start learning how to whip with your feet

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Sounds good to me, Franziska.

And then get her legs broken? e__e Pass!

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ well, normally, she wouldn't let anyone get away with referring to her so informally -- but with this woman, she can't quite bring herself to protest. she settles for folding her arms across her chest, clutching at her sleeve as a means to channel her irritation. ]