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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ a young woman's voice comes on the Vine. she does not sound pleased. in fact, 'furious' might be a more appropriate way to describe it. ]

What is the meaning of this?! I demand an explanation! Right now! [ there is a loud, sharp CRACK!, the sound of leather hitting hard against the ground. ]

Any foolish answers will be met with a whipping! I don't want to waste my time hearing nonsense explanations!

[ she ends this with another CRACK!, to emphasize her point. ]

Comments

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I don't know. Magic, I guess?

If you ask a songbird to bring you some food, it will.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

... [ CRACK! CRACK! CRACK! ] First being told to ask cats for advice, and now this?!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

*she's so glad she's in the safety of Tenshi's floating island right now, instead of Franziska's presence...*

Well, I can prove it!

*she looks around, spotting a songbird* Hey, can you get me some chicken teriyaki, please?

*and in response... the bird flies off*

... it'll take a little bit.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

*and after a long pause, the video will show to Franziska a group of birds awkwardly delivering a plate of chicken teriyaki to Kazumi*

See?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

...

Th-- this is... ridiculous...

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

If you want to see it in person...

*she turns to one of the birds as it settles down the plate*

Hey, can you get her some food, too? *pointing at Fran so the birds know who she's talking about, since she hasn't gotten her name yet*

*the birds will obediently flutter off. Enjoy your room service, Fran :D *

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ well, now she's stuck with chicken teriyaki. awesome. ] W-what am I supposed to do with this?!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... eat it. It's actually pretty good.

*she starts eating her own to prove it*

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

I-- I refuse! [ ANGRILY sets it on the ground next to her!! ] How is this even possible? Where is this food coming from?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I don't know...

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

What kind of kidnapper provides their victims with room service via small woodland creatures?!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

A magical one?