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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ a young woman's voice comes on the Vine. she does not sound pleased. in fact, 'furious' might be a more appropriate way to describe it. ]

What is the meaning of this?! I demand an explanation! Right now! [ there is a loud, sharp CRACK!, the sound of leather hitting hard against the ground. ]

Any foolish answers will be met with a whipping! I don't want to waste my time hearing nonsense explanations!

[ she ends this with another CRACK!, to emphasize her point. ]

Comments

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Silence! [ CRACK! ] This theory is every bit as worthless as the other one!

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

To be more precise, it's as unverifiable as any other one so far.

Oh, and, you should know that I'm a high-level demon, so that whip really isn't gonna do much to me.

So calm down, watch out for the pink rainbows - they're a harbinger of doom you know! - and start using that feeble human brain of yours a bit.

I think you'll agree that hallucinations is the best explanation.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

A demon? Hah! Don't tell me, is your arch-nemesis a magical girl? Never mind-- I don't actually care. My brain is not feeble, nor was I disagreeing with your statement. I simply stated that it was useless, which it is.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Especially because it's completely and utterly wrong.

Then again, a hallucination would say that it wasn't one, wouldn't it? And it's awfully convenient that every explanation matches up~

Also, for your reference, I don't really have a nemesis at the moment. Don't assume things.

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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ CRACK! ] Your name! Right now!

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Now we're getting somewhere.

I'm Beauty Queen Etna, elite vassal of the "great" Prince Laharl.

You?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Franziska von Karma, prosecutorial prodigy. You may call me Miss von Karma.

Prince Laharl? I've never heard of a prince by that name.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

I'm going to presume you've never heard of pointy-eared demon Beauty Queens either.

If you haven't noticed, most of us are coming from different worlds, so of course we wouldn't know things from other ones.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Hmph, the same as what that Stephanie Brown woman said... as if you could expect me to believe there's really a thing such as 'alternate worlds'!

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Well, it is the cold, hard reality of the situation, or at least that's what I am claiming.

And really, that's the environment you gotta work from unless you can somehow prove to everyone that this isn't the case.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

If that's what I must do, then I will.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... Your efforts are probably going to be hilarious to watch.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

I assure you, they will not.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Your methods, so far, are impressively sadistic. Some demons would pay to see that kinda method from humans, you know.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

I guarantee you that I couldn't care less.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

... It'll be great to see where this attitude takes you around here.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

It'll take me exactly where I need to be, naturally.

[ultimatedessert.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.