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[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ a young woman's voice comes on the Vine. she does not sound pleased. in fact, 'furious' might be a more appropriate way to describe it. ]

What is the meaning of this?! I demand an explanation! Right now! [ there is a loud, sharp CRACK!, the sound of leather hitting hard against the ground. ]

Any foolish answers will be met with a whipping! I don't want to waste my time hearing nonsense explanations!

[ she ends this with another CRACK!, to emphasize her point. ]

Comments

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Did you miss the part where I'm a mild-mannered college student... ?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

That's no excuse for such complete uselessness! [ CRACK! ]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

What are you, like, fifteen?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Excuse me? I think you'll want to be taking that back!

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Or what, you'll whip me six times? Y'know, after the first three lashings, I feel like I'd lose count, anyway.

Additionally: being so defensive is making my estimation of your age drop waaay lower.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Grr...! I'll have you know that I've whipped adult men into unconsciousness! Ill-mannered college students such as yourself wouldn't stand a chance against my whip, no matter how nonchalant you might act about it!

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Fourteen? Thirteen?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Stephanie Brown! You will regret this until your last day!

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

You mean we aren't going to become B.F.F.?

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

And spare me your foolish internet slang! [ CRACK! ]

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

You're right. Maybe I am taking it too far. I mean, the other day, my ex lectured me for using pwned in real life. Apparently you don't pronounce it like that? Y'know, with the P.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

... ... ...

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

Silence! I've had more than enough of this conversation!

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Alright.

Guess I'll catch you around, vK.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

That's Miss von Karma to you!

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Miss vK. Got it.

When you're less convinced this is all foolish foolery, come find me. We'll talk.

[whipcracks.livejournal.com]

[ ... she's just going to ignore that. ]

Oh, we'll talk, all right. But I'll let my whip do my talking for me.