a WET sheet and a flowing sea;

[showingcleavage]

Well, well, well! Aren't we an excitable bunch.

[ Now here's a face that's been out of the picture for far too long. Although, it's hardly just a face. ]

Do you think you're all ready for this shindig? A little beach party, a little pirate fun? Babydolls, I don't think you know her like I know her.

[ Her face splits in to a wide grin, purring. ]

But maybe you can handle it, huh? Let's see those beach bodies. Let's get all wet.

[ Here, a flamboyant little wink, a raucous giggle. ]

Better start picking out your suits, or I'll pick one out for you.


[[ooc; The Vamp is making sure there's plenty of swimwear to go around (though some of it may not be as sexy as she'd like) from now until the party on the 20th, so if you needed some help bustling a shy girl into a suit, the Vamp is here to serve.]]

Comments

[drinkswithminors]

Sounds like my kinda party.

[showingcleavage]

What a brave lady.

[swarmoflies]

...who needs a suit for swimmin' in?

Sorry, I had to say something here.

[nosebleedqueen]

*Somewhere in the gardens. Kanako's eye's go wide, and her nose fires blood as she collapses.

[ritsu_kouyou]

No, thank you. I will not be attending this preposterous party.

Pirates. Tch.

[Akiha is even less enthused about the idea than before giving she's practically flat as a board. Bathing suits never look good on her.]

[showingcleavage]

Got a date, pussycat?

I'm setting her up for the complete opposite from what she intends. I am a horrible person.

[fionna_time]

[Totally not picking up on any of these double entendres what are they even]

I got no bathing suit, so I'm thinking a one piece should be fine! That, or maybe a big shirt with swimming trunks!

[showingcleavage]

It's all the same when you're soaking wet.

[nosebleedqueen]

*She is openly checking out this pirate girl.*

... what sort of outfits do you have?

[showingcleavage]

One pieces, two pieces, bikinis down to a very-fine-thread.

[ She does so love to be checked out, and pulls a pose promptly. ]

Everybody needs a little sun kiss.

[gun_cata]

I'd rather not go, but I'll have a swimsuit of my own just so you can't justify sticking me in something skimpy.

[showingcleavage]

Come on, baby. Show us what you got.

[golden_gaytime]

[ Mugi is oblivious to pretty much all of that innuendo (and my god is there a lot of it), but she does latch on to two things. ]

You know the pirate lady who will be coming? That's wonderful! Can you tell me about her? A friend of mine is really worried about her arrival.

[showingcleavage]

Oh darling, darling, darling. You should all be worried.

[hopelessdreamer]

As long as you don't have the same taste as His Majesty...

[showingcleavage]

[ She raises an eyebrow, looking a little affronted. ]

Comparison is the death of beauty.

[imperial_ray]

Oh, no thank you! I already have a suit!

[showingcleavage]

Well, let's see it. Gotta do a little turn for us, flash a little skin.

[hihou]

Huh... Hey, what kind of food is going to be there? I haven't had any good beach food... ever, actually...

[showingcleavage]

It's not my party and I'm not in charge of catering.

DISREGARD MY INABILITY TO READ, HERP

[ofnovalue]

How uncouth...

I will have no part in this. The pirates can settle their quarrel with the Queen without us.

[showingcleavage]

How uncouth.

[ She bites her lip coquettishly for a moment before the tip of appears briefly to lick the seam of her upper lip. ]

[esoteric_rose]

But how's one to separate the swimwear from the underthings?

[showingcleavage]

Why would you want to?

[wipeoutthenoise]

[oh for the love of- is everyone in this place crazy?]

I'm not wearing a goddamn swimsuit. Thanks anyway. [not.]

[ooc: ...feel free to force her into one if you like. :|b]

[showingcleavage]

When in Crete [ Or was that Rome? ] do as the crazies do.

[heartovertime]

Pick out for us? Why...? [She may have a swimsuit already, but she has grown a bit over the winter, she realizes.]

[showingcleavage]

To save you the trouble, obviously.

[ To put you in string bikinis, obviously. ]

[gentlecuteside]

Is every single word out of your mouth an innuendo of some kind?

[showingcleavage]

What about my mouth, sweetheart?

[uberlikehermama]

... I think I really need to find a swimsuit fast.

[showingcleavage]

We got kiddie sizes too. Have your pick.

[immovable]

Your words paint you as nothing more than a common succubus. Why should we so easily trust you with such an intimate task? And what would you do to us if we were to refuse?

[Oops someone's chaste]

[showingcleavage]

Because I want you to look hot.

[ She's ignoring all the rest of that. ]

[dancing_edge]

I don't wanna take off my coat.

[showingcleavage]

You've got to be awful hot under there.

video;

[histrionic]

I certainly don't need help dressing myself.

But I'm not particularly interested in these little diversions that crop up from time to time. They come and go, each much like the last. Is there anything that sets this one apart? Any reason for me to attend?

video;

[showingcleavage]

Need and enjoy are two entirely different things.

It's not my party, couldn't tell you.

[bloomnobly]

My, my, forcing us all into parties? What a creative plot. Quite a bit more unique than most prisons.

[showingcleavage]

We're clever like that.

[spacejumping]

Can't say I'm a fan of pirates.

[showingcleavage]

So what are you going to do about it?

[reallyerotic]

When you say it like that, it's hard for me to refuse.

[showingcleavage]

I know, baby, I know.

[cleaningstop]

I'd like to pick mine out, if you don't mind!

[showingcleavage]

Well hurry up~ I want to see.

[namedforthesky]

...Can we wear clothes over our swimsuits?

[Because Sora has Issues with how scarred she is.]