a WET sheet and a flowing sea;

[showingcleavage]

Well, well, well! Aren't we an excitable bunch.

[ Now here's a face that's been out of the picture for far too long. Although, it's hardly just a face. ]

Do you think you're all ready for this shindig? A little beach party, a little pirate fun? Babydolls, I don't think you know her like I know her.

[ Her face splits in to a wide grin, purring. ]

But maybe you can handle it, huh? Let's see those beach bodies. Let's get all wet.

[ Here, a flamboyant little wink, a raucous giggle. ]

Better start picking out your suits, or I'll pick one out for you.


[[ooc; The Vamp is making sure there's plenty of swimwear to go around (though some of it may not be as sexy as she'd like) from now until the party on the 20th, so if you needed some help bustling a shy girl into a suit, the Vamp is here to serve.]]

Comments

[drinkswithminors]

Sounds like my kinda party.

[swarmoflies]

...who needs a suit for swimmin' in?

[ritsu_kouyou]

No, thank you. I will not be attending this preposterous party.

Pirates. Tch.

[Akiha is even less enthused about the idea than before giving she's practically flat as a board. Bathing suits never look good on her.]

I'm setting her up for the complete opposite from what she intends. I am a horrible person.

[fionna_time]

[Totally not picking up on any of these double entendres what are they even]

I got no bathing suit, so I'm thinking a one piece should be fine! That, or maybe a big shirt with swimming trunks!

Sorry, I had to say something here.

[nosebleedqueen]

*Somewhere in the gardens. Kanako's eye's go wide, and her nose fires blood as she collapses.

[nosebleedqueen]

*She is openly checking out this pirate girl.*

... what sort of outfits do you have?

[showingcleavage]

What a brave lady.

[showingcleavage]

Sometimes, half-dressed is best.

[showingcleavage]

Got a date, pussycat?

[showingcleavage]

It's all the same when you're soaking wet.

[swarmoflies]

What kind o' nutter wears any kinda cloth for swimmin'? It'll just get wet.

[showingcleavage]

One pieces, two pieces, bikinis down to a very-fine-thread.

[ She does so love to be checked out, and pulls a pose promptly. ]

Everybody needs a little sun kiss.

[showingcleavage]

Well then. You'll just have to take it all off.

[swarmoflies]

Well...yeah?

What, is that not normal?

[showingcleavage]

Completely au naturale, I dig it.

[ritsu_kouyou]

...what did you call me?

[fionna_time]

I know, but it just fits me, ya know?

[swarmoflies]

...right, whatever, then.

Nutters...

[nosebleedqueen]

*Eyes go wide.*

L-lovely... String bikini's would be wonderful...

[gun_cata]

I'd rather not go, but I'll have a swimsuit of my own just so you can't justify sticking me in something skimpy.

[golden_gaytime]

[ Mugi is oblivious to pretty much all of that innuendo (and my god is there a lot of it), but she does latch on to two things. ]

You know the pirate lady who will be coming? That's wonderful! Can you tell me about her? A friend of mine is really worried about her arrival.

[showingcleavage]

Have fun, babydoll. That's rule number one.

[showingcleavage]

Pussy-cat.

[ She purrs again, curling her fingers with a mrawr. ]

[showingcleavage]

Gotta do you.

[showingcleavage]

Light as air.

[ She blows a kiss. ]

Or maybe we should go with the Empress's favorite design.