a WET sheet and a flowing sea;

[showingcleavage]

Well, well, well! Aren't we an excitable bunch.

[ Now here's a face that's been out of the picture for far too long. Although, it's hardly just a face. ]

Do you think you're all ready for this shindig? A little beach party, a little pirate fun? Babydolls, I don't think you know her like I know her.

[ Her face splits in to a wide grin, purring. ]

But maybe you can handle it, huh? Let's see those beach bodies. Let's get all wet.

[ Here, a flamboyant little wink, a raucous giggle. ]

Better start picking out your suits, or I'll pick one out for you.


[[ooc; The Vamp is making sure there's plenty of swimwear to go around (though some of it may not be as sexy as she'd like) from now until the party on the 20th, so if you needed some help bustling a shy girl into a suit, the Vamp is here to serve.]]

Comments

[showingcleavage]

Have fun, babydoll. That's rule number one.

[swarmoflies]

You're weird. But I sorta like you.

[Probably because the innuendo is largely flying over her head.]

You got the right attitude at least.

[showingcleavage]

[ She grins. It's not really the innuendo that's important, really. ]

So few do.

[swarmoflies]

[She reminds Sette of her cousins. And while her cousins may be complete and utter pisspots, any reminder of home.]

Why not? Do ya wait until people'r asleep then stick yer thumbs in their eyes?

[showingcleavage]

I'm not the kind of girl who gets taken home to Mother.

[swarmoflies]

Oh, yer a hooker! Why didn't ya just say so?

[showingcleavage]

[ Ahahaha. ]

I didn't think I had to.

[swarmoflies]

[Now she really reminds Sette of her cousins!]

Ain't no shame in hookery, it's good honest work! Half me cousins do it.

[showingcleavage]

I haven't got a drop of shame.

[swarmoflies]

Only way to live, that is.

[Sette glances around, as if worried someone might be listening in, and then leans in close to the mirror, whispering.]

Hey, you're a working girl, so you know all about sex, right?

[showingcleavage]

I know a whole lot about fucking.

[swarmoflies]

Right. So, uh, what's a clitris? Izzat a real thing?

[Well, Katina had said to ask an adult she trusted. And hat kind of adult would be more trustworthy about sex than a prostitute?]

[showingcleavage]

[ Should she sing you a song about it? ]

Cli-tor-is. It's real. It's that little button thing right at the top of the slit.

[swarmoflies]

Oh aye, so that's what it's called?

[She had no idea what the Vamp was talking about, she was just trying really hard to look like she did.]

And what's it do, exactly?

[showingcleavage]

Feels good when you touch it.

[swarmoflies]

[...UTTER CONFUSION]

What, you just poke it?

[showingcleavage]

You can do all sorts of things to it. I'd suggest starting with circles for a beginner.

[swarmoflies]

Oooookay.

[Honestly, the idea seems kinda gross to her.]

Well, thanks for the tips, Miss Whore. I'll, uh...yeah.

[The most awkward sign off ever.]