showingcleavage: (or are you just HAPPY to see me;)
the VAMP ♥ ([personal profile] showingcleavage) wrote in [community profile] queenofheartsrp2012-06-15 01:20 am

a WET sheet and a flowing sea;

Well, well, well! Aren't we an excitable bunch.

[ Now here's a face that's been out of the picture for far too long. Although, it's hardly just a face. ]

Do you think you're all ready for this shindig? A little beach party, a little pirate fun? Babydolls, I don't think you know her like I know her.

[ Her face splits in to a wide grin, purring. ]

But maybe you can handle it, huh? Let's see those beach bodies. Let's get all wet.

[ Here, a flamboyant little wink, a raucous giggle. ]

Better start picking out your suits, or I'll pick one out for you.


[[ooc; The Vamp is making sure there's plenty of swimwear to go around (though some of it may not be as sexy as she'd like) from now until the party on the 20th, so if you needed some help bustling a shy girl into a suit, the Vamp is here to serve.]]
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♘killer sword)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
What does that even mean?

It's just that--what's the point of a swimsuit if you can't swim in it? If it barely covers anything, it'll fall off easily.

[oops did she just answer her own question.]

If men are like that, though, preferring looks over functionality, does that mean women who prefer women are the same?
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♖iron mail)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you're definitely not him, if that's what you meant. But, uh--he's my liege back home so I couldn't really refuse a gift, and--look, let's just say the last experience I had with swimsuits wasn't the best.

[she turns even redder.]

But that's--that's--there are kids here!
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♘broadsword)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Kids don't need to see that stuff.
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♘epee)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[she gestures sort of unhelpfully.]

We--we have clothes for a reason!
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《✧final cross)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
[a wince.]

I'm good! Thanks.

[and she folds her arms over her chest like she's trying to hide it. Poor Vamp, the Queen sure picked a lot of prudes, didn't she?]
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♘wooden sword)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
This whole place has a tendency to make me kind of uncomfortable.

How am I ever supposed to get over my-- [oh, wait. Not. The time or place to talk about that. She snaps her mouth shut and looks away.]

Wait, so who are you? Do you work for the Queen, or this pirate?
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《✥△razing phoenix)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-16 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
[teach her not to be a fun killer, o wise one]

You said you know her, though. So you're not one of the people who got kidnapped--are you?
hopelessdreamer: (》ᵖᵇ《♘dragon killer)

[personal profile] hopelessdreamer 2012-06-20 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm going to take that as a yes, since no one's ever straightforward around here.