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[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ America appears holding her baseball bat. She wished to go home, but got this instead. ]

Hey! Who wants to play baseball with me? I can, like, teach the aliens how to play too! [ If you don't know what America is, she considers you an alien. ]

Baseball is one of the best American pastimes, so it's up to me to teach you. Don't be too disappointed when I beat you, hahaha!

Comments

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

... As long as you say American stuff is the best, I guess I can forgive you.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

More often than otherwise, yeah. It kind of is. And unlike some other citizens, I have a basis for comparison when I say that.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

If you see any other countries around here, you should tell them that! They don't believe me!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

There's a Viet Nam. A female one. Who met a male you.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

... I don't know where you're getting this stuff, sis. Vietnam's a dude, I saw him myself. And I think it's pretty obvious I'm not a guy.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Funny, that's why she said you couldn't be America. That America was male.