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[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ America appears holding her baseball bat. She wished to go home, but got this instead. ]

Hey! Who wants to play baseball with me? I can, like, teach the aliens how to play too! [ If you don't know what America is, she considers you an alien. ]

Baseball is one of the best American pastimes, so it's up to me to teach you. Don't be too disappointed when I beat you, hahaha!

Comments

[anythingburns.livejournal.com]

[Have Katniss, frowning distantly at the mirror.]

That's not much of a weapon. It must be messy.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

I like using it better than a knife or something!




But it's not like I use it for a weapon any more, h-hahahahaha!

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Oh. I've seen that before.

[anythingburns.livejournal.com]

Knives are quicker, and you can use them to skin things and prepare them for cooking.

--What else would you use it for?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Cool! You're not an alien! So can you play?

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

But I've still never heard of America, so... I wonder if you really did invent it.

I know the basics.

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Don't tell me you play games with Japan, now.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Why not use a factory? [ She has been spoiled with those happy farms her cows and pigs go to... ]

To play games! Y'know, like, hitting a ball and running around bases. Baseball.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

What are you talking about?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ She knows that she didn't invent baseball and remembers England bringing it to her, but... ] Of course I did!

Awesome, so then we can play a game, right?

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Baseball is quite popular in Japan as well.

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Don't you need a lot more players? I'd crush you in a hitting competition.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Of course it is! I showed it to her, you know! So you know how to play?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

That's why I'm recruiting people! And haha, it's totally cute you think you could beat me in something like that!

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

You're very small.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

[ TAKES THIS AS A COMPLIMENT ABOUT HER WEIGHT

she likes this person now. ]

You think? So that diet I was trying out before I came here totally worked! Oh, what were we talking about again?

[anythingburns.livejournal.com]

What does a factory have to do with making food?

...Forget it. You use a weapon to play games. You're probably from the Capitol.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Pigs go in and hot dogs come out, sis! Don't you know anything?

... Huh?

[thetrueblow.livejournal.com]

Baseball.

[Meanwhile, Noi is desperately trying to MAINTAIN her weight here. What a world.]

[anythingburns.livejournal.com]

Hot...dogs?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

... Are you telling me you don't know what hot dogs are?

[gun-cata.livejournal.com]

You wished for baseball equipment? Sure, if you can get some decent sized teams together.

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Not at all!

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

... Oh! You know I once sent a baseball straight through a wall!

So it's obvious I'll beat you!

[anythingburns.livejournal.com]

I've had wild dog before. Anything will do when you're hungry enough.