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...Akiha-sama.

[That's the first thing Lambda says when she appears on the Vine. Which, despite her broadcast clearly being addressed to one person, has not filtered the message in anyway. If possible, Lambda looks even more unamused than normal, and a peek at the background of the video reveals she appears to be standing in the interior of...]

[...A luxury spa? Since when did the Gardens have one of those? As if to clear up the confusion on that very subject, she continues:]

I have detected another anomaly within the mansion.

[She finds walking into one of the wings only to find it has been replaced with something completely foreign to be rather troublesome, it seems.]

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[ritsu_kouyou]

...what is it, Lambda? I just want to relax for a change.

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[She steps aside to put her surroundings in plainer view.]

A section of the mansion appears to have been significantly altered to suit an undetermined purpose.

[ritsu_kouyou]

[Akiha bothers to actually look.]

Oh.

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Data accumulated from prior incidents of similar anomalies indicates it is unlikely the alterations can be manually rectified. However, my situational analysis protocols determined the appropriate course of action was your notification.

["Just so you know."]

[ritsu_kouyou]

[...Akiha is going to have to work on Lambda's phrasing.]

Ah. That is a spa. What wing is it located in?

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[She tells her because I am not sure what the optimal choice would be, oops?.]

[ritsu_kouyou]

[Wing X works.]

I'll be there right away.

[...it only takes her five minutes to wander her way through the mansion before it decides to let her get to the spa.]

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[And Lambda is waiting for her, apparently not having moved from the spot she sent out her message from. When she arrives, Lambda greets her in her usual way.]

Akiha-sama.

[ritsu_kouyou]

[Akiha nods and walks into the spa. She takes a deep breath and then sighs. A good sigh.]

Lambda... We're doing a spa day. Go get changed and meet me back here as soon as the mansion lets you.

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[She blinks. She isn't certain she knows what a "spa day" entails, but of more immediate concern is—]

"Changed"?

[ritsu_kouyou]

Yes. Down to your undergarments with a towel wrapped about you.

And your hair loose.

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[Undergarments... She seems to consider the order for longer than should be strictly necessary. Then:]

...Understood.

[She does as told. When she returns, her hair has been untied and there's a towel wrapped around her, but she still seems to be in the leotard she always wears.]

[...It's the closest thing she has to undergarments, okay.]

[ritsu_kouyou]

[Akiha, on the other hand, is there in her towel and the straps from her chemise visible. She looks Lambda over and frowns.]

...that won't do.

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What is it this time?

[Too busy being....lost. Don't mind her.]

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[She steps aside so Kris can see her surroundings clearly.]

A significant portion of the mansion has undergone significant structural alterations.

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...is that a bad or good thing?

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...Undetermined. An unintentional alteration is inconvenient; however, the changes seem to be benign.

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Inconvenient to you, maybe?

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It is inconvenient, as the alterations may lead to as-of-yet unknown complications in the future.

[ported]

Complications if you walk around the mansion all the time.

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Complications could arise if unforeseen circumstances result in the need for the use of this as it is when unaltered or an item contained within.

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[blink blink]

....what?

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[... ... ...]

It will be problematic if the the unaltered area is required for any reason.

[ported]

Oh.

What if it's never needed? Can't you just make a new spot if you really needed to?

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Yes. However, this would require actions that would be unnecessary under normal circumstances, reducing efficiency.