[video]

[cobbledtogether]

...Akiha-sama.

[That's the first thing Lambda says when she appears on the Vine. Which, despite her broadcast clearly being addressed to one person, has not filtered the message in anyway. If possible, Lambda looks even more unamused than normal, and a peek at the background of the video reveals she appears to be standing in the interior of...]

[...A luxury spa? Since when did the Gardens have one of those? As if to clear up the confusion on that very subject, she continues:]

I have detected another anomaly within the mansion.

[She finds walking into one of the wings only to find it has been replaced with something completely foreign to be rather troublesome, it seems.]

Comments

[ported]

But I'm still right. [because that's clearly all that matters]

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[... ... ...]

Yes.

[She has never sounded more grudging. Ever.]

[ported]

I think I'll remember this day.

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...?

[why tho]

[ported]

...what were we talking about again?

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[...]

The structural alterations that have affected this area of the mansion.

[ported]

Oh, right. What exactly changed?

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[She doesn't actually recognize what the area has been converted into, so she'll just

give Kris a detailed catalogue of every observable alteration she has found. Yes.]

[ported]

[That's too much, Lambda...]

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[I'm sorry, did you want more

I think you wanted more

...Oh god, she's not stopping.]

[ported]

[Maybe just...slowly falling asleep]

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[Lambda doesn't seem to notice. It's like Kris opened up Pandora's Box, and it was full of minute, unimportant details.]

[ported]

[snooooooooooooore]