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Well, well, well, what have I found here... [France leans in close and peers at the vine.] It seems I have been abducted by some truly horrible people, non? How should I deal with such a thing?

[Taps on the mirror.] Le chaton a-t-il indiqué la vérité? Can you lovely mademoiselles hear me? Ah, someone as wonderful as moi really cannot be held for too long, I am a busy woman.

... Angleterre? This seems like something you would enjoy but if you wanted my company so badly you could have just called. Honestly.

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At least I don't suffocate people!

And smell like cheese.

I very rarely get complaints.

I don't either! Just because Johnny Depp likes your house better than mine doesn't mean anythi-

France, I'm hungry. [ On to more important matters. ]

[The only thing more important than sex! Food.]

Ah? Are you asking big sister to cook for you?

I want hot dogs! You know how to make those, right? There are no ingredients here, but you can totally do it!

Firstly; never. I will make you something wonderful and nothing less. Secondly; how am I supposed to cook with no ingredients?

That's why I'm asking you. I wouldn't come to my backup for help unless it was a matter of life and death!

You will not die without hotdogs, Amérique, I'm sure we've been through this before.

You know I don't listen to you!

[Sighs.] Oui, I know.

Oh, and there's this stupid queen lady who won't give me a TV. We need to, like, defeat her or something.

And that would be our captor?

Duh! Oh, there's this cute damsel in distress here, though, and I think she's being controlled by the queen! I'll save her, OK?

Okay, Amérique, have fun. [Stopped paying attention after "damsel" and is now watching one of the sleeping cats instead.]

France. France. France.

Quoi?!

There's no wine here either. [ Hoping this will get her to be more distressed!! ]

[And she would be right!] ... You're joking!

No way! There's, like, a cave of blood or something but I don't think you're a vampire because you're not sparkling.

You don't drink blood, right?

Of course I don't- They don't have wine? What about champagne?

They only have, like, fruit and stuff. Totally lame.

But I wished on a star and my baseball bat came down!

Fruit is not sufficient for a balanced diet.

That's nice, dear.

That's totally what I said! We need meat!

I hope your wish doesn't come true, then.

Meat and bread and wine.

I think your ears might still be a little too innocent to hear my wish.

Wine can be left out!

You're not allowed to have your own baseball team.

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