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[sororite]

Well, well, well, what have I found here... [France leans in close and peers at the vine.] It seems I have been abducted by some truly horrible people, non? How should I deal with such a thing?

[Taps on the mirror.] Le chaton a-t-il indiqué la vérité? Can you lovely mademoiselles hear me? Ah, someone as wonderful as moi really cannot be held for too long, I am a busy woman.

... Angleterre? This seems like something you would enjoy but if you wanted my company so badly you could have just called. Honestly.

Comments

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

France. France. France.

[sororite]

Quoi?!

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

There's no wine here either. [ Hoping this will get her to be more distressed!! ]

[sororite]

[And she would be right!] ... You're joking!

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

No way! There's, like, a cave of blood or something but I don't think you're a vampire because you're not sparkling.

You don't drink blood, right?

[sororite]

Of course I don't- They don't have wine? What about champagne?

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

They only have, like, fruit and stuff. Totally lame.

But I wished on a star and my baseball bat came down!

[sororite]

Fruit is not sufficient for a balanced diet.

That's nice, dear.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

That's totally what I said! We need meat!

I hope your wish doesn't come true, then.

[sororite]

Meat and bread and wine.

I think your ears might still be a little too innocent to hear my wish.

[sheroic.livejournal.com]

Wine can be left out!

You're not allowed to have your own baseball team.

[sororite]

Wine is a necessity, chèrie.

... If it makes you happy, chèrie.