[VIDEO]

[swarmoflies]

[The little girl in the mirror's looking rather peeved about something, and she's not going to waster any time in telling you what it is. She takes in a deep breath, and then says the following at ear-splitting volume:]

Quit writin' shit down! We've all got this fancy pymaric what lets us talk like real people from a long way away! Why the hell would you use it to send words on paper? That's like buyin' a fancy plod to carry yer handbag!

[Yeah she's a bit annoyed by all the written missives lately, since she's completely illiterate.]

Comments

[fionna_time]

See how long that lasts!

[swarmoflies]

[Sette doesn't actually say anything in response, she just turns around, drops her pants around her knees and moons the mirror in a gesture of defiance.]

[fionna_time]

W-H-WHAT THE NUTS!

[swarmoflies]

[Sette wiggles her butt a little, and then looks back over her shoulder and blows a gross raspberry at her.]

[fionna_time]

You know what! Take THAT, you long tailed monkey butt!

[has a full moon of her own].

[swarmoflies]

[Sette laughs so hard she falls forward onto the ground, bare bottom stick sticking up comically.]

Hahaha! Yer alright, fuss-face.

[fionna_time]

Darn right! I'm flipping awesome!

[swarmoflies]

Nah. But yer alright.

[Sette stands up, pulls up her bloomers and trousers (which were by this point hanging out around her ankles) and sets about the fiddly business of tucking her tail back into the hole in the bottom of her pants. It's easier to get it through her underwear, it's got a special buttoning flap for it.]

[fionna_time]

Better believe!

[Watches her pull her pants up, doing the same].


That tail is pretty cool though!

[swarmoflies]

It's a lion tail! Ain't nobody else like me in the whole world!

OMG THAT ICON IS SO CUTE WTF...

[fionna_time]

I believe you man. I've never seen somebody with a lion's tail, and I seen a lot of strange junk in my life!

She's a cute kid!

[swarmoflies]

Ain't nobody with me sniffer either. I'm fulla all sorts o' specialness!

Re: She's a cute kid!

[fionna_time]

Sniffer?

Your nose is special too?

[swarmoflies]

One of a kind!

[fionna_time]

Can you smell, like, anything?

[swarmoflies]

And from a mile away! I can even sniff out spellery, which stinks by the way.

[fionna_time]

Seriously?! That's so math!

Were you just born that way, or did ya learn it?

[swarmoflies]

Been this way me whole life! Just one of my many talents.

[fionna_time]

What are the other ones?

[swarmoflies]

Thievin', balancin', sales-pitchin'.

[fionna_time]

Ok, the first two I get, but what do you mean sales pitchin?

[swarmoflies]

Sometimes I supplement my income hawkin' me granny's wares down at the docks.

[fionna_time]

What kinda wares?

[swarmoflies]

Potions an' home remedies, mostly.

[fionna_time]

Oh cool! You can make those?