[VIDEO]

[swarmoflies]

[The little girl in the mirror's looking rather peeved about something, and she's not going to waster any time in telling you what it is. She takes in a deep breath, and then says the following at ear-splitting volume:]

Quit writin' shit down! We've all got this fancy pymaric what lets us talk like real people from a long way away! Why the hell would you use it to send words on paper? That's like buyin' a fancy plod to carry yer handbag!

[Yeah she's a bit annoyed by all the written missives lately, since she's completely illiterate.]

Comments

[fionna_time]

My treefort. Just come on over!

[swarmoflies]

What, the place with the freaky dead wolf girl? Pass.

[fionna_time]

She's out, and come on, don't be a coward. She was just mad you were sneaking into our tent.

Which was dumb anyway. Who sneaks into tents?

[swarmoflies]

Woulda worked out fine if it weren't for her.

[fionna_time]

Heh. Now that I know you play dirty I'll keep that in mind!

[swarmoflies]

Never pull the same heist twice, that's me policy!

...

[She stomach growls.]

You sure she's not comin' back today?

[fionna_time]

I'll remember that too!

Nah, she's gone. I'll make you something, you sound hungry!

[swarmoflies]

I could do with a peck or two. I'll be there. You better not be bushwoggling me about yer friend!

[fionna_time]

Aw, I wouldn't lie. It'll be cool!

Action

[swarmoflies]

[Sette takes a couple cautious sniffs before approaching the treehouse. It seemed Foonna had been telling the truth; none of that distinctive scent. She approaches and climbs up, knocking semi-politely]

Re: Action

[fionna_time]

[Fionna opens the door readily: she expects her, of course].

You want pancakes, Sette?

[swarmoflies]

[She climbs in, dusting off her knees.]

The hell's pancakes?

[fionna_time]

What? Are you serious? Pfft, better make it for you. You eat eggs?

[swarmoflies]

Uh, yeah. Pigeon or blackbird?

[fionna_time]

Chicken?

[swarmoflies]

Never had it.

[When Sette had eggs, it was because she went raiding nests on rooftops.]

[fionna_time]

First time for everything!

[is now busy prepping in the kitchen with utensils.]

[swarmoflies]

I guess. So, what the hell's a pam-cake?

[fionna_time]

Pan. You make it with mix, eggs, milk, oil and junk. It's kinda like a cake, only without frosting and syrup and butter instead. It tastes pretty good!

[swarmoflies]

I'll take yer word for it, I guess.

[This food sounded kinda sketchy to her.]

[fionna_time]

It's pretty good, trust me! You'll like it! Oh, and I can maybe cook some eggs by themselves. How do you want 'em?

[swarmoflies]

There's different ways to have eggs?

[fionna_time]

Yeah! Scramble, Sunny side up, over easy...which kind do ya want?

[swarmoflies]

What ever way tastes best!

[fionna_time]

Scrambled it is then! Why don't ya watch me so you can learn too?