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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

[Two mis-matched feet appear on the mirror: one encased in concrete, the other seemingly orbited by electrons, not quite to scale.]

Is it like this? Ah, no... I'm supposed to do... this? Cat, are you sure your vine mirror is supposed to do this? Wait, don't--

[After some awkward shifting around of the "camera", the newcomer's face is finally revealed. She's changed back into her normal clothes by now -- though "normal" is a subjective term here.]

Oh... I see. Thanks. Um, bye? --Wait, you never told me your name!

[Utsuho frowns at the cat that's seemed to have lost its patience with her and left. She looks back at the mirror a little awkwardly, unused to this kind of... technology. She shifts in place, stretches out her raven wings, looks a little closer to see what's on the other side...]

...Hello? Hm, I feel like I'm talking to myself. Can someone really see this?

Can the, uh... [She holds up a scroll to quickly re-read and remind herself of the name.] Queen of Hearts see this? Am I supposed to be building something? I think I've forgotten somehow. I don't remember this place at all.

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[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

[Oh you have got to be kidding...]

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[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

[First Tenshi, then Flandre, now her? Why not just go all the way and bring Yuuka also?]

[This is supposed to be the miko's job. Or the witch's. But she doesn't even have her shikigami to act as messengers. She's already giving up her winter nap because of this.]

[Okay, let's see if we can't get this under control]

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[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Utsuho Reiuji. Fancy seeing you here.

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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

That's my name. Do I know you? That voice sounds familiar...

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[shanghaiworld.livejournal.com]

[Alice is currently screaming on the inside. She's a bit too... stunned to really say anything.]

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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

Hello? Say something! Are you the Queen of Hearts?

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[shanghaiworld.livejournal.com]

No... I'm not. I'm not the queen of anything.

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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

Oh. Then who are you?

[morelikemeteor.livejournal.com]

I'm listening...

[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

Is this the Queen? I don't remember why I'm here, and the weird cat earlier didn't say anything.

[morelikemeteor.livejournal.com]

N-No. My name is Ibis.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Even if she could, the Queen of Hearts is probably not going to answer your questions. She never has.

Shit, I've had more luck getting a straight answer of of the High Priestess.

[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

Who's the High Priestess?

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

One of the other people here that seems to be in charge. Her job is to confuse the hell out of you. By her own admission.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

She can probably see this, but she's not going to answer.

As for why you don't recognize this place, it's because you've been kidnapped.

[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

Kidnapped, huh... That sounds familiar. I changed my mind, I'm not going to build anything for the Queen! I'll just vaporize her.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

That's a good sentiment to have, but please leave enough of her intact so she can stand trial.

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[grimauspistice.livejournal.com]

[ In crisp, elegant handwriting: ]

The Queen Of Hearts Can In Fact See This
Although Shes Unlikely To Respond With Anything More Productive Or Efficient Than Some Evasively Pleasant Trivialities
So Perhaps This Is A Futile Quest For Information On Your Part

How Depressing

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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

[Imagine Utsuho struggling with scrolls for several minutes trying to figure out text, set to Benny Hill. That is pretty much what is happening. It probably doesn't help that she refuses to remove her Third Leg so that she can use both hands.]

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[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

i no!!! but i found the infermation i needed now i am going to burn her up

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[grimauspistice.livejournal.com]

[ Imagine Kanaya opening the scroll and making this face in dead silence for a few seconds.

Non-human? Probably. Intelligent? Not likely. ]

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[grimauspistice.livejournal.com]

[ After a few moments: ]

I See
Good Luck With That Then
The Burning I Mean
I Think Ill Just Be Leaving You Alone To Be Honest
As Further Conversation Would Only Give Me More Reasons To Despair Our Current Predicament

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yep, I can see it fine. I'm the queen, after all.

[uraniumtea.livejournal.com]

You're the queen!? I don't care how many Anchors you have, I'll melt you in seconds!

Ah, you caught me as I went to bed. I'm sorry for that ><

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Sure, go ahead and try to fight me, silly ...bird. You'll not really do more than some minor scorching, anyway.