[So. Here's a pink-haired teenager fiddling with the vine, like she's setting up a camera to record and that's probably how she thinks about it. She does a poor job of acknowledging the reality of this place, still half-convinced she's on a training exercise for school. When she's satisfied that she'll stay in shot while she talks, she beings to.] Hi! My name is Pegasus, student identification number 35854, senior student, and this is, uhm... you know. Sky-fighting 101.
[Her feet leave the ground, floating in midair.] Your best friend when you're doing the up-up-and-away is definitely gravity. The higher you can get, the more momentum you can build on a drop. When you're fighting douchebags on the ground, it's super easy to just, you know, squish their heads!
[She disappears off to the side briefly, dragging a pumpkin into shot.] Like so!
[She displays a medium sized rock before she heads upwards, everything still on camera for several minutes before that same rock comes absolutely screaming downwards, smashing into the vegetable and spraying its orange guts onto everything. Vivi reappears, grinning.]It takes a while to learn how to aim and all that shit, but practice makes it way easier. I can hit shit from over 250 yards.
[She takes a gun from a holster at her hip, it had taken her a while to find her clothes, but it had been amongst them. She twirls it deftly in her fingers several times before accidentally hitting herself in the face with it and scrabbling to catch it before it falls to the ground.] But we're not really fighting people on the ground because there's a giant pirate ship in the sky, I totally saw it and it's crawling with goonies. I'm pretty sure they can't fly though, so all you gotta do is toss 'em off into the sky, right? Gravity will do the rest. Gravity's a total bro-sis!
[She beams stupidly.]So, like, grappling hooks would be awesome! Or, uhm, you know, harpoons. Harpoons would definitely be good!
Oh! And uhm. Don't use anybody you're carrying as a projectile? Unless they can fly. Or you're sure you can catch them. Or they're over water. Cause clouds are totally not actually pillows, people will just crash right through 'em and then they're dead. KER-SPLAT.
[...There is something morbid in glee right now...]So, class. Uh. Any questions? Anybody want a demonstration? Cause I can totally demonstrate.
[She doesn't wait for an answer, still grinning that big ridiculous smile at she rolls into a complex set of drills, arms and legs lashing out in kicks and punches that whistle through the air, that damn gun of hers aimed expertly at invisible targets.]