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[dancing_edge]

[After Taokaka's last saliva-soaked adventure with the garden's many mirrors, the Kaka tribe;s finest warrior/goofball has take a much more subtle approach to addressing the her fellow ladies. Subtle for Tao being speaking through the mirror as if she was ordering fast food via a drive-through window]

Ok, I think I understand however things works here. Tao shouldn't lick the mirrors, try to eat the scary-monster-thingies, or play with the animals till their angry. But one things is still bothering me... What's a lesbian? All I know is that I can't eat it...

So can someone please explain this to me-w?

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[hihou]

Um... Simplest way to put it is that it's girls who love other girls, physically and emotionally.

[dancing_edge]

...Tao loves Boobie Lady, does that count?

[hihou]

Um... maybe? Do you feel romantic feelings for her?

[dancing_edge]

Nope! I just like her cooking and fondling her boobies!

[hihou]

That's... not lesbian, strictly speaking.

[dancing_edge]

OK! I guess I'm not a lesbian then!

[hihou]

Well, you could still be. You never really know until you find that right woman who just... clicks, yanno?

[dancing_edge]

[Tao thinks for a moment.]

Mayyyyyyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-nya! I don't knyo the future after all!

[hihou]

And even if you don't, no pressure. Just be happy with yourself and who you are. That's the key.

[gun_cata]

...uuuh. How much do you know about... falling in love and romance and things like that?

[dancing_edge]

Well... I knyow that people who really like to be with each other do stuff like that!

[gun_cata]

Well, 'lesbian' is the word for a woman who falls in love with and is attracted to other women.

[dancing_edge]

Ohhhhh, Tao learned something new today!

[gun_cata]

It's pretty relevant to being stuck here, so I'm glad I could help.

[dancing_edge]

The lady-in-charge wants everyone to be a lesbian, right? I doesn't know if I want to do that...

[gun_cata]

If you don't want to, there's no one here other than her who wants to make you, and it's best to just ignore the queen when you can.

...though she's got a good track record for getting girls who are into other girls.

[dancing_edge]

Maybe Lady-in-Charge brought Tao here because I like playing with girls' boobies?

[gun_cata]

That'd... actually be a pretty fair guess, honestly.

[dancing_edge]

Nyah...I miss doing that.

[gun_cata]

You might wanna be careful about whose... boobs... you play with here...

[dancing_edge]

I knyow! A lot of girl's get mad when Tao does that.

[gun_cata]

It's pretty invasive, so unless it's someone you know you should try to resist the temptation.

[dancing_edge]

Tao will be a good girl and will ask before groping anyones boobies!

[gun_cata]

Very good. Just make sure you ask and I... think... that everyone will be alright.

[notvitiligo]

A female that wants to mate with other females and not males.

Technically, you can probably eat some of them. There's instances of lesbianism in certain lizards and stuff.

[dancing_edge]

Tao doesn't like lizards because their all scaly and mean.

[notvitiligo]

It was just an example, really. Anyway, I don't think there are a lot of lizards around here. Maybe some of the pokemons, though I'm not really sure they'd count as reptilian in a taxonomic sense...

[dancing_edge]

Tao thinks you must be realllly smart, because you use all kinds of big words!

[notvitiligo]

Hah. Well, that's not a foolproof indicator, but I guess I'm above-average, at least.

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

A lesbian is a female of any species that has a sexual attraction to another female, even if they are of another species.

Or do you need me to use easier words?

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[dancing_edge]

Sex? Do you mean what boys and girls do to make babies?

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

That's what can happen when boys and girls do that. But two boys and two girls can do that together as well.

... How old are you exactly? Wait, no, WHAT are you, anyway?

Re: [video]

[dancing_edge]

I'm really not sure! But I do know that I'm a member of the Kaka tribe.

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

... But what is your tribe?

Re: [video]

[dancing_edge]

Ohhhhh...We're cat people!

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

[And this is Alice not believing that, but rolling with it anyway.]

Right. Yes.

Re: [video]

[dancing_edge]

Tao has a tail and everything, see?

[She twirls around for a moment revealing her long tail.]

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

[But it's like a cat COSTUME... kinda]

Anyway, did you get what I meant from the original topic?

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[dancing_edge]

Lesbians are girls who like other girls like boys normally like girls? Is Tao correct?!

[video]

[shanghaiworld]

Yes, exactly correct.

[In fact, it happened so easily, Alice is a bit in disbelief no problems were had over this.]

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[dancing_edge]

Tao will remember this!

[She won't remember this.]

[headlessfoal]

Lesbians are the ones that like other ladies. Like like-like 'em instead of... sort of like 'em because they're around. Or something.

[dancing_edge]

...Tao is confused.

[headlessfoal]

I don't really get it either. Annie tried to explain it to me one time but I didn't wanna get all squishy with her anyway.