[There's a sigh emanating from the other end of the vine.] ...I'm talking into a plant. Great. Wish I could say this was the weirdest thing that ever happened to me, but what the fuck ever.

May as well just make myself comfortable until I wake up or the cavalry gets here. Whichever comes first. You guys have fun with your whole hippie commune thing you got going here.

[There's one more annoyed grunt, and the distinct sound of a flower being crushed before cutting out. She's not in the most talkative mood, clearly.]

[There's the face of a very excited and very happy-looking troll girl appearing via the Vine today. Feferi doesn't really look like she knows how she activated it. But she's happy and it seems to be telling her she can speak into it.]

Oh my cod, this place is beautiful! I can't get over how lovely the forests are, and the flowers...and the purrbeasts and the slitherbeasts and the hopbeasts! They're so cute, I want to hug them all. Even the slitherbeasts. But especially the hopbeasts! They are just adorable.

...wait, I didn't introduce myshellf! How silly of me, I shrimply forgot my manners. I'm Feferi Peixes! It's nice to meet you. I am so excited!

[She sure has dragged that vine with her as she's dipping her feet into a nearby pond, letting the fish in it nibble at her toes.]

I think I like it here already.

SHICCHAN ITS NOT NICE TO RUN OFF JUST BCUZ I FELL ASLEEP U NO （￣へ￣）

neway where am i SHICCHAN DID U LEAVE ME SUMWHERE TO DIE ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡ I DON'T WANNA DIE SHICCHAN

r we still on campus... i can prob find my way back if i am... maybe...

but u wouldn't leave me out here would u...




would u shicchan.......?


[I apologize for the font (never mind that font colour, turns out it was unreadable) and nominal chatspeak, but I feel it's IC. Anyway, she's super duper out of it rn, so pardon her if some of the basic facts of this place haven't registered yet. Like the fact that she's communicating via plant]