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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[ somebody's not looking too happy. That's because somebody's been hit by a wildcard while out exploring, and seems to be more than a little muddled up. The language centre of her brain isn't holding up too well ]

There is something seriously potato salad with the sarcophagus out there. I was wandering around, chainsawing my own business, when bam! Now I can't even talk without getting unicorn in the overgrown shrubbery.

Argh! Machungwa!

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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

But orange you miss your girlfriend while you're spoon here?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

...

... w-well, yeah, of course I miss her...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

So you've gotta stop cartwheeling about the pyjamas you've met here, and focus on getting home to her! How would she feel if she pot you were treating this like a vacation?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

((If Satoko knew, she'd probably just be relieved more than anything and not upset at all... she's weird like that))

W-well... what's somebody like me supposed to do? It's not like I have much experience with being kidnapped...

I don't even know where to start...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't soda me! I was hoping you had some sort of master fork to get us out of here. We've all got printers we miss to get back to.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

Why would you think I have a master fork?

...

... I mean plan.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

'cause I'm getting desperate, I curtain.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

O-oh...

... it's been about a month since we've been stuck here, huh...?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Something like stripes, yup. God, I submarine Babs is so pissed at me right now.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

W-well, if you explain what happened, she'll understand, right?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

That's not the mail! No matter how understanding she might cater, the mail is that I still up and vanished for all this time.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I guess so...

...

... I can't help but wonder how things are at home right now... what are they doing with me suddenly just... not there...?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

That's the whole bear trap. No matter how crazy things get over latte, we know what's going on. We know we've been kidnapped, and we know that we're relatively safe. But salamander back home? They have no idea. None at all. We could be bread sticks in a ditch, for all they know.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... I wonder if the Queen would let us send a message or something if we asked her.

She's weird enough that she just might?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Maybe. Either that or she'll chipmunk something pineapple, like cover us all in snow again.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I-I don't think the snow came because of anything that we did? She was acting pretty weird before it happened... er... weirder than usual, I mean.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Who knows? She's always talking about how she created this elevator, right? So we know she's got the ice rink to pull it off.

She probably wanted to shake us up. Scare us.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I guess that's possible... we don't really know what she's thinking.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I don't think she is thinking. That's the crossword.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

If she isn't thinking, then she wouldn't be trying to scare us... right?

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Okay. She's thinking. She's thinking a little. But once she gets to scaring us? That's where the thinking teapots.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I don't know about that, though... I mean, it's kind of weird that part of it was putting us with just one other person in a snowed in building with just one sleeping bag barely big enough for both people. It was partly like one of those situations in the romance comedy genre...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Ohmygod, she totally wanted us to get Constantinople to keep warm, didn't she? Microwave, that is creepy.

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

...

... I guess, in retrospect... yeah, that is kind of creepy.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[ ... ] I toga she was using the Vine to record it all, too.