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[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

[ somebody's not looking too happy. That's because somebody's been hit by a wildcard while out exploring, and seems to be more than a little muddled up. The language centre of her brain isn't holding up too well ]

There is something seriously potato salad with the sarcophagus out there. I was wandering around, chainsawing my own business, when bam! Now I can't even talk without getting unicorn in the overgrown shrubbery.

Argh! Machungwa!

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[brustriese.livejournal.com]

Other women have wound up with temporary animal ears, so I think it's not necessarily a brain issue.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Animal ears? Wow. Boy, am I chopsticks I didn't end up with those. You think there's gonna be pillow damage?

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

Doubtful. The effects of the Wilds tend to reverse themselves completely - they seem to operate independent of basic biology.

...although the mention of chopsticks reminds me I'm a little hungry.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

Man, science and this place do not scarf on at all.

And ski you're hungry, don't eat any of the apples in the lampshade. You'll lace into a deep sleep or some crap. Hat bucks says they're poisoned.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

There's a problem with the apples? We should warn people, then.

...

...I should warn people, then. You might give the wrong impression at the moment.

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

No, no! There's nothing combustive with the apples. It was a joke!

—I box it's difficult to zip a Snow White reference when I'm not flying any sense, huh.

[brustriese.livejournal.com]

And when the Gardens are some weird version of a children's book in the first place...

*muttering* And I'd read that one, too...

[gravityfists.livejournal.com]

I bet this is the Queen's way of skateboarding me to shut up once in a while. Ugh.