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[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Calm down. Calm down, Ami! You have this under control. I-

[notices that the Vine is ready for her input, and she clears her throat softly to speak]

H-hello, everyone! Ami's having a little trouble understanding the situation. This- this is surely some kind of prank?

I'm talking to a plant. This is so stupid. But what other choice do I have?

It's really clever! Ami hasn't been tricked so well in a long time.

[A pause. This just can't be real. And she stomps away from the Vine to cool off for a second.]

Comments

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[beforemetoday.livejournal.com]

Hiya! This is all kinda neat, don't you think?

voice; 1/2

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Just what kind of girl would call getting kidnapped neat?

A dream girl.

Because this cannot be real.

voice;

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Mm, Ami's never seen such a pretty garden - but Ami doesn't remember going on vacation! Ah, this is all so strange!

voice;

[beforemetoday.livejournal.com]

Oh, it is wonderful! Lovely, really. Lots of people will say that you've been kidnapped, but it's better to think of it as unexpected indefinite relocation.

[nomorefeathers.livejournal.com]

I wish it were a prank. But it is painfully real.

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Ami's been told to think of this as a relocation. But even so it's so scary.

[nomorefeathers.livejournal.com]

[A derisive snort]

You can pretty it up as much as you want, but we've still been kidnapped. [There's a very softly muttered 'again']

It could be worse though. Natives are... mostly friendly, and no one's had to do anything too horrid yet.

[voice] O hay bromi

[that-one-guitar.livejournal.com]

It's looking like we're gonna be here a while, I'm sorry to say. May as well get comfortable, though, right?

[voice] well hello B)

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

[A thoughtful silence before she slips on the mask again]

Ami really needs to go back home... Shouldn't we all work together that way?

[voice]

[that-one-guitar.livejournal.com]

Well, if you've got a home to go back to, I won't stop you. Personally, I've got a roof over my head and a bed to sleep on, so aside from the whole "no boys allowed" deal, I'm not that bothered by it.

[voice]

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Oh it's probably a joke alright.

Only we're not laughing. And it's still going.

[voice]

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Our host doesn't seem to know when to stop at the punchline, then.

[voice]

[border-phantasm.livejournal.com]

Hmm hmm. Our beloved captor is a little off, shall we say

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, it's a prank. Which I did on you. You CAN try to fight me to escape, you know.

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Fighting... Ami doesn't want that!

[uberlikehermama.livejournal.com]

Ummm... why are you speaking in the third person?

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

It's cute, don't you think?

Third person speaking people unite? (okay, Arge only does it on occasion but still-)

[chibi-police.livejournal.com]

It's not a prank. You've been kidnapped just like Ar.

haha and Ami only does it when she's being "cute"!

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

This sort of serial kidnapping... won't the police stop it?

[voice]

[quarkleader.livejournal.com]

It certainly seems like a bad joke, doesn't it? Too bad that we really have all been dragged here for reasons we still don't know.

[voice]

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Thinking that we have all the time to waste here... what an inconsiderate host.

[moonmartyr.livejournal.com]

[ Huh. Well, this one's a bit unusual. ]

It's not a prank, but it's not so bad.

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

Of course, silly Ami. Kidnapping's not that bad at all.

[ophiuchushadow.livejournal.com]

Lulu wishes it were a trick, but it's not.

[inamicable.livejournal.com]

So I've heard, and it doesn't make anything better, does it?