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[ofnovalue]

P-P-Pirates?! I scoff at the very idea! Surely we are not so gullible as to be bought in by their ilk!

Tis a trap, I'll presume. No good can come from trusting a Pirate Queen.

Comments

[ofnovalue]

I have no doubts in your capability, fair porter, but...

[cleaningstop]

Don't worry, I'm sure it's nothing we won't be able to handle.

[ofnovalue]

I do not think my worries will be so easily assuaged...

[cleaningstop]

Why not? Pirates don't seem like that big of a threat, especially if there's just one.

[ofnovalue]

There is never just one. And their complete lack of morality makes them threatening.

[cleaningstop]

Doesn't sound all that bad to me...

[ofnovalue]

I assure you. Pirates are nothing but trouble.

[cleaningstop]

If that's the cause, then I won't let cause any! Especially for you!

[ofnovalue]

Admirable, fair porter, but you need not go to such lengths. I've my knight, should things go badly.

[cleaningstop]

Of course I do. It's the least I can do for such a valuable friend!

Besides, having 2 people keeping you safe is better than just one. Right?

[ofnovalue]

I suppose that is true...

[cleaningstop]

See? So just leave it to us! You're definitely in good hands.