[voice]

[ofnovalue]

P-P-Pirates?! I scoff at the very idea! Surely we are not so gullible as to be bought in by their ilk!

Tis a trap, I'll presume. No good can come from trusting a Pirate Queen.

Comments

[ofnovalue]

I beg your pardon, m'lady?

[headlessfoal]

...and a bottle of rum?

[ofnovalue]

...

Are you inebriated, m'lady?

[headlessfoal]

Nooo! That's how the song goes, silly.

[ofnovalue]

What song?

[headlessfoal]

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest. It's for pirates.

[ofnovalue]

And why would I know a song meant for pirates?

[headlessfoal]

Everybody knows it.

[ofnovalue]

Certainly not. Why should good people know the songs of murdering thieves?

[headlessfoal]

Because they're fun, duh.

[ofnovalue]

Pirating, and anything related to it, is only fun for the morally corrupt.

[headlessfoal]

Uuuuh.

[Nope, you've lost her.]

Nope, it's definitely fun.

[ofnovalue]

How can anyone find such horrible acts "fun"?

[headlessfoal]

Cause it's noisy and you dance around and get really drunk! And there are lots of boobies and stuff.

[ofnovalue]

That is not what being a pirate is about. Pirates are murderers, thieves, and pigs.

[headlessfoal]

Oink oink.

[Ahaha~]

[ofnovalue]

... Such an odd girl.

[headlessfoal]

[She hasn't even noticed that comment, honestly.]

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer! You take one down and pass it around~ 98 bottles of beer on the wall...

[ofnovalue]

-She giggles a bit. Odd girl, but... obviously happy with herself. She couldn't contest that.-