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[sororite]

Well, well, well, what have I found here... [France leans in close and peers at the vine.] It seems I have been abducted by some truly horrible people, non? How should I deal with such a thing?

[Taps on the mirror.] Le chaton a-t-il indiqué la vérité? Can you lovely mademoiselles hear me? Ah, someone as wonderful as moi really cannot be held for too long, I am a busy woman.

... Angleterre? This seems like something you would enjoy but if you wanted my company so badly you could have just called. Honestly.

Comments

[sororite]

I am not shallow! France is the best one to be, and I won't hear a word otherwise! Who do you think you are? I'll be telling Vietnam of your rudeness! [Because he will totally care.]

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[a 'tch' sound, to cover up the fact that she just wheezed in disbelief] You are currently speaking to the country of the great Viet people.

[sororite]

... Non.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Oui.

[sororite]

Non! I know Vietnam, he is a wonderful, handsome, young man.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[Vietnam's face is instantly insulted. instantly.]

I am a delicate young maiden!

[sororite]

I do not care about you, I am talking about Vietnam.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

I am! That is me!

[sororite]

You are not!

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

Don't disgrace me by telling me that I am not!

[sororite]

Vietnam is a male. I know this for a fact, I checked several times.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

[she is just going to write this woman off as insane and a pervert. wh...what a combo...]

Are you well in the mind?

[sororite]

[Vietnam is not wrong but still...]

Of course. But my point is that I have known Vietnam for many years and if he were female, I would have noticed.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

France is a man! I am a woman!

[sororite]

Do I look like a man to you?! [Gestures at her body.]

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

You look like a delusional two-yuan courtesan!

[sororite]

If I were a courtesan, I would be a very expensive one. But I am not, I am the French Republic.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

You're a liar and a madwoman. That's all you are. Barbarian.

[sororite]

I do not have to listen to such things from a filthy, delusional fool.

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

You call me that? Truly, you are a sad case!

[sororite]

I wonder what dreadful life could you have lead to make you wish you were someone else so badly... Ah, truly it must be a sad story...

[lotuslife.livejournal.com]

The only sad one here is you. I-- I haven't got the time to deal with such nonsense. [she touches the Vine in an attempt to get it to put the mirror away]