First strike

[guardiandragon]

[There's a sigh emanating from the other end of the vine.] ...I'm talking into a plant. Great. Wish I could say this was the weirdest thing that ever happened to me, but what the fuck ever.

May as well just make myself comfortable until I wake up or the cavalry gets here. Whichever comes first. You guys have fun with your whole hippie commune thing you got going here.

[There's one more annoyed grunt, and the distinct sound of a flower being crushed before cutting out. She's not in the most talkative mood, clearly.]

Comments

[tookupthesword]

You're being forcibly signed up to be a magical girl. I'm Azure Mermaid.

[guardiandragon]

That's actually less stupid than some of what I've seen.

[tookupthesword]

We were all taken to drink tea, fly and shoot each other with mind bullets.

[Wait, wrong series...]

[guardiandragon]

If you're guessing at the story of my life, you're getting warmer.

[tookupthesword]

[An irritated noise come from the other side.]

This is the real world, the one you were in before was just make believe and you have been chosen to see the light.

[guardiandragon]

Let me guess, I'm the One, and I'm going to lead the uprising against our mechanical oppressors.

[tookupthesword]

Close. It's clowns.

[guardiandragon]

[Gasp!]

Not... not clowns!

[tookupthesword]

Alien clowns.

[guardiandragon]

Oh. Well, that's fine then.

[tookupthesword]

... Okay, okay, but really, how is this place to stupidest reason for kidnapping?

[guardiandragon]

The stupidest I'd heard. I'm sure there's stupider that I haven't.

Usually, it's for something like ransom, or part of an overly convoluted plot for world domination or something, not to play out some weird yuri fanfic or whatever.

[tookupthesword]

... World domination?

[guardiandragon]

Figured I'd go with personal experience.

[tookupthesword]

Just what kind of life did you have?

[guardiandragon]

Pretty normal for the first fifteen or so years, then again for the last year and a half, with a few months of shinigami-related craziness mixed in between. You know how it is.

[tookupthesword]

Wait... aren't those the things that take dead souls away?

[guardiandragon]

I'm told that's part of the job description, yeah.

[tookupthesword]

Freaky...

[guardiandragon]

I dunno about that. There's one who goes to my school, he's a nice enough guy if you get to know him.

[tookupthesword]

Goes to your... wow, my old school feels boring now.

[guardiandragon]

Eh, he's just one kid. Not like our school's a farm for superheroes and magical girls, or something.

[tookupthesword]

Yeah, but mines just normal.