http://rhododendronic.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] queenofheartsrp2011-12-30 10:41 pm
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Injection II, Strychnine [Audio]

[The entirety of the transmission, while honest, is rife with the Doctor's trademark deadpan snark.]

...To state the obvious, there is a pronounced lack of men here. I find I actually prefer it, and may have previously jumped to conclusions regarding the taste of our dear Queen.

Ahem! Good evening, Gardens. I believe we may have got off on the wrong foot. My name is Dr. Kiriko. Long ago I was a nurse in the military, and have since moved on to another specialty. But seeing as my first broadcast was immediately met with the fury of a handful of closed-minded individuals, this is not how I shall introduce myself today. 'Reaper' is not a convenient occupation in 'paradise,' and I have no intention of playing the doting nurse any longer.

Truth be told, I am somewhat of a chemist. Should you ever require a draught of some kind, contact me and I will do my best to provide. Remedy for illness, a sleeping potion, an aphrodisiac, a hallucinogen, tear gas, a smoke screen... my talents are broad. Given there is no common currency here, "payment" will vary across individuals... I am a reasonable woman, but please do well to remember that nothing in life is free.

Of course, those of you who are less inclined towards knee-jerk reactions... it will eventually be worth your while to also remember me as the Living Reaper.

One last thing. Some of you may have come in contact with the miser known as "Black Jack."

If I were you, I would do my best to avoid her.

[[ooc: responses may be delayed momentarily due to holiday plans!]]
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[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 06:52 am (UTC)(link)
This is your attempt to sound less creepy?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kiriko blinks at the message in surprise. She thought she was being perfectly civil...]

...Yes...

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You just offered us date rape drugs and tear gas.

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[...The way Kiriko's mind works, she seriously did not even think of that.]

I said nothing about date rape drugs!! What people use my concoctions for is their own responsibility...!

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 05:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What else are we doing with aphrodisiacs?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Using them on yourself...!

[In a completely consentual situation!!!
To be frank, Kiriko often has a problem expressing affection, so she can see the uses. Of course, what else they might be used for had hardly crossed her mind until now. But if someone does something unsavoury, it's their own damn fault.]

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're that dry down there, you should probably just give up.

1/2

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 06:05 pm (UTC)(link)
E-eh...?

[Prepare for meltdown in 3, 2...]

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuse me!? What did you just say to me?!

[SO WHAT IF SHE'S NEARING 40?! She is a perfectly capable woman!!! Looks like she took this one too personally.]
Edited 2011-12-31 18:21 (UTC)

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2011-12-31 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I said that if you need drugs to have sex, that's sad.

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-01 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
[Children! Thinking they'll always be so vibrant and healthy! Yeah, well, wipe that little smirk off of your face, missy, because that sure won't last long!]

If you need medicine to recover from illness, is that sad?! If you need a cane or device to walk, should you give up trying to move at all..? Your logic is insulting!

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay for old people to walk.

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
You don't know the first thing about medicine, do you? With that attitude, I would wonder if you knew the first thing about anything.

[She grumbles to herself.] Why am I even wasting my time...

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
Not really? My dad's a doctor, that's about it.

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that so? Huh.]

...Your father is a doctor? Really?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
And he didn't expect you to become the same? What are you doing with your life?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
Let me rephrase, then. What are you doing after?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-02 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Shocking, truly. Fortunately for you, you've gotten a bit more time to think.

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
Not very many people do what? Have an idea of what to do in High School? If that's so, times have definitely changed...

[identity profile] heretolookhot.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Where are you from?

[identity profile] rhododendronic.livejournal.com 2012-01-04 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
A lot of places, technically, but I won't bore you with the details. When I was your age, I suppose it would have been... [She clicks her tongue, trying to remember. That was a long time ago.] 1955? Give or take a few years. I would have still been living in Canada, then.
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