Let's have a BBQ [video]

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

[For once Gavril, now known far and wide as the garden's resident zombie man-eater, is neither covered in blood nor chomping on some poor living soul. Today's feed merely shows here sitting beneath a tree and contemplating things in as a thorough manner as one whose primary goals in life are money, sex, and violence can muster. She seems annoyed with whatever thoughts lay upon her mind and seems to have no problem yelling out her frustration for no one but the birds and other small wild life going about their day within her general proximity.]

I swear, every fucking time I get close to anybody they up and disappear for no goddamn reason. It's like the queen-bitch is personally trying to prevent me from getting laid. You know, whatever, I'll get some eventually. You can only keep me down for so long!


[Free of some of her frustration, Gavril moves on to her real reason for this broadcast.]

Anyway, any of you girlies watching listen up. I guess I went a little over board with killing those monsters last week and now I got more meat on my hands then I know what to do with. This gave me an idea though, why don't we grill this shit up and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned BBQ! I'm thinking of makin this an 18+ affair. Nothing against you kiddies but us adults need some time to play to, ya know? If you guys got any questions or suggestions leave em here, I probably won't listen. But, you never know!

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[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Eh it's been awhile, but my friends Dot and Zinc up and left me. Honestly I would have screwed either of them.

[undefines.livejournal.com]

Oh. [She fidgets. She almost commiserates—it's been a while since she's seen Shou, and she can no longer pretend that it's just because of the chaos in the Gardens that she's lost track of her. But saying that out loud would be making it final, and she can't bring herself to do that.] I'm sorry. You'd think she wouldn't let people leave or be taken away or whatever if she wants us to form bonds so badly. I guess I'm expecting too much.

[She sighs.] Anyway. Anything I can do to help? Besides show up at your "BBQ," I mean. [From the way she says it, it's obvious she has no idea what that means, but.]

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Eh, I'm ok kid. I'm just bitching out loud.

[undefines.livejournal.com]

Wh— Kid? [She huffs.] I'm over a millennium old, you know!

[...Not that she looks it. Or acts it.]

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Really? You don't look it.

[undefines.livejournal.com]

I told you, right? I'm a youkai, so of course I don't look it.

[body-horrible.livejournal.com]

Youkai.. Got it. Anyway since your not a kid are you gonna come to the cook-out?

[undefines.livejournal.com]

[Gosh, Gavril, not even an apology? Nue pouts a little, but answers nonetheless.]

Well... I don't see why not. It'd be something to do, at least.