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Let's have a BBQ [video]

[For once Gavril, now known far and wide as the garden's resident zombie man-eater, is neither covered in blood nor chomping on some poor living soul. Today's feed merely shows here sitting beneath a tree and contemplating things in as a thorough manner as one whose primary goals in life are money, sex, and violence can muster. She seems annoyed with whatever thoughts lay upon her mind and seems to have no problem yelling out her frustration for no one but the birds and other small wild life going about their day within her general proximity.]

I swear, every fucking time I get close to anybody they up and disappear for no goddamn reason. It's like the queen-bitch is personally trying to prevent me from getting laid. You know, whatever, I'll get some eventually. You can only keep me down for so long!

[Free of some of her frustration, Gavril moves on to her real reason for this broadcast.]

Anyway, any of you girlies watching listen up. I guess I went a little over board with killing those monsters last week and now I got more meat on my hands then I know what to do with. This gave me an idea though, why don't we grill this shit up and have ourselves a good ol' fashioned BBQ! I'm thinking of makin this an 18+ affair. Nothing against you kiddies but us adults need some time to play to, ya know? If you guys got any questions or suggestions leave em here, I probably won't listen. But, you never know!

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A BBQ? Is that where you eat meat?

It's pretty much a party where we eat and have a little fun to.

If there's going to be fun, I want in.

Sure thing! What's your name?

Oh, my name is Kris.

Got it. I'll let ya know when all this is going down when I know more~

I'll keep an ear....on an eye open!

Did someone else leave?

[Nue's voice is concerned and sympathetic. Gotta look out for the other monster girls in this place, after all.]

Eh it's been awhile, but my friends Dot and Zinc up and left me. Honestly I would have screwed either of them.

Oh. [She fidgets. She almost commiserates—it's been a while since she's seen Shou, and she can no longer pretend that it's just because of the chaos in the Gardens that she's lost track of her. But saying that out loud would be making it final, and she can't bring herself to do that.] I'm sorry. You'd think she wouldn't let people leave or be taken away or whatever if she wants us to form bonds so badly. I guess I'm expecting too much.

[She sighs.] Anyway. Anything I can do to help? Besides show up at your "BBQ," I mean. [From the way she says it, it's obvious she has no idea what that means, but.]

Edited 2011-11-10 05:05 (UTC)

Eh, I'm ok kid. I'm just bitching out loud.

Wh— Kid? [She huffs.] I'm over a millennium old, you know!

[...Not that she looks it. Or acts it.]

Really? You don't look it.

I told you, right? I'm a youkai, so of course I don't look it.

Youkai.. Got it. Anyway since your not a kid are you gonna come to the cook-out?

[Gosh, Gavril, not even an apology? Nue pouts a little, but answers nonetheless.]

Well... I don't see why not. It'd be something to do, at least.

[she'll ignore the first part for now... she hasn't seen France lately and that worries her. why did the Queen choose who came and who left?]

Do you think it is safe to eat the monsters?

Things should be fine, I mean I ate a fuck-ton of the stuff and I'm ok.

What ones did you eat? Do you recall?

The harpies mostly, and a few Lamia on the side. Both were pretty good.

[thoughtful] Hm... I would think the harpies would be gamy.

Honestly, they tasted like a weird mix of chicken and human. Which is more then fine by me.

Ah, yes, of course that makes sense.......

...

[wait]

H-how would you know what human tastes like?!

It's because I've eaten human before, duh~

[she had to ask] W-Why?

For one it tastes pretty good, and second in my line of work it's a convenient way to get rid of a dead body.

Don't worry though, I've promised not to eat anyone here.

[o-okay now she is curious...]

What's... Your line of profession? I-if you don't mind my asking...

I'm a thief by trade, murder just just happens to be part of the deal.

And how does eating humans fall into that?

It's pretty easy way to get rid of a dead body~ Oh and I really enjoy the taste of human flesh.

I... see. So you just decided on your own, then.

Pretty much. It's not like my dinners gonna complain or anything.

[well, she would never eat a human, but she is intrigued by the thought of eating monster meat. she knows the other countries would think she was crazy]

S-so... have you found time for this barbecue? I think I might like to go.

It will probably be this weekend. And it would be nice to get as many girls there as possible. I'm intending this to lead to as much drunken hedonism as possible.

I-I see. Well, I may pop in for a while.

...promise it won't kill me or turn me into one of them, and I guess I'm in.

[ While she might not like Gavril, she DOES like a good cookout, and she is sympathetic about people disappearing out of the blue. ]

I promise~ I just wanna have a good time and get rid of all this meat.

I... guess I can't complain if it tastes alright.

[ Just don't think about the possible sentience of monsters. ]

Sounds good~ I'll be lookin forward to seeing you there!

Right. I'll be there.

[ Not especially looking forward to Gavril's company, but she's sure others will be there.

[Meta's gold visor bobbing slighty in an agreeing nod. Who'd have thought Grell could come up with such an inspired idea? One, certainly, that Meta could totally get behind.]

You want something, helmet-bitch?

[She gives a disgruntled growl, tipping her helmet. She'd been hoping your barbecue was open admittance. Of course, nothing was going to stop her from showing up anyway.]

You know, I have no clue what your huffing about.

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