*Video

[She had done her best to avoid being wildcarded...at least, she hoped that somehow she had been able to avoid something turning her into anything weird. But after that run in with the faeries something was bound to give, and she went from one minute looking like a bunny girl in the broadest sense of the word to then looking more the part.

At least, more the fan girlish, male gaze grabbing type, and no matter what she did, there was no way to get anything off. Her knee socks were now thigh highs, her shirt and skort swapped for a thin one piece, a cotton tail on her butt and, to add insult to injury? A sudden need for carrots.

So she is out in the field, munching on said vegetable, clothes skimpy and demeanor ranging from exasperation to twitchy rabbit to sexually flirtatious, depending on the person.]

Guys? H-help!

[Her default right now was "what the crud"]

[[OOC: Fionna is wildcarded, and depending on who you are, she will respond to you in either of the three aforementioned modes.]]

[It's not often you get to see Meiling hard at work at... anything, but today just happens to be one of those rare occasions when she is! Given the recent "fairy" problem, she thought she could do her part in keeping it from getting out of hand. More than it already has, anyways.

In fact, she's managed to corner one of the little troublemakers outside. Yep, just the one. It's still an accomplishment.]

There's nowhere for you to go! Now it's time for you to finally-

[What was that, Meiling? You were in the middle of a speech? Too bad.

All it takes is a simple "poof" and the gatekeeper ends up going through an impromptu change of clothes.]

... huh?

...Akiha-sama.

[That's the first thing Lambda says when she appears on the Vine. Which, despite her broadcast clearly being addressed to one person, has not filtered the message in anyway. If possible, Lambda looks even more unamused than normal, and a peek at the background of the video reveals she appears to be standing in the interior of...]

[...A luxury spa? Since when did the Gardens have one of those? As if to clear up the confusion on that very subject, she continues:]

I have detected another anomaly within the mansion.

[She finds walking into one of the wings only to find it has been replaced with something completely foreign to be rather troublesome, it seems.]