http://no-hometown.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] no-hometown.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] queenofheartsrp2011-03-15 05:18 pm

Materia 004 [accidental video; video; action]

[The Vine seems to think that what Sephiroth is doing is interesting enough to start transmitting. She is turned away from the mirror. Standing in a loose and easy stance, she gestures with one hand. Suddenly, the air around her fills with a shower of what appear to be pies. Small and dense, a few of them strike Sephiroth's head and pauldrons. In a cascade of crumbs, they harmlessly bounce off of her and onto the ground. Sephiroth takes a step back, bewildered, and the Vine stops recording.

When it starts recording again, several minutes later, Sephiroth is aware of it, addressing the Vine in her usual calm way. She is holding three spherical objects.
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Hello. This is Sephiroth. Using the magic soil that can be found here, I attempted to make some items from my world known as Materia, and my experiment had--mixed results.

[Sephiroth makes a hand motion with one of the spheres, and as she does so, a dazzling rainbow shoots out. It seems to have no end, spanning the gardens with a bow of beautiful colors for a bright few moments.]

This is Rainbow Materia.

[Sephiroth repeats her earlier move, using another sphere. A few feet in front of her, a tree springs up from the ground. It grows very rapidly, until it is more than six feet tall, at which point it puts out leaves, then buds, then bursts into bloom. The flowers are pink and purple, and they expel puffs of glitter as they open.]

This is Tree Materia.

[She considers the third sphere, but makes no move to use it.]

This last one is Pie Materia. [Pause.] It creates a rain of pies. [She nods toward the ground, where one can see a liberal scattering of pies. A trace of annoyance can be detected in her voice and expression.]

These are all quite useless to me. If anyone so desires, I'd be happy to give you one of these materia and instruct you in its use.

[[OOC: Sephiroth has one each of the following Materia: Rainbow, Tree, and Pie. They won't level up, and they only behave as demonstrated. If anyone wants one, they're first come, first serve! Or feel free to just bug Sephiroth in general. (If she has any other Materia, she's not saying.)]]

[identity profile] notvitiligo.livejournal.com 2011-03-16 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You wouldn't, say, feel weird about changing in the locker room with them?

Not that there's one here, but... Just for example.

It's a promise. [She does smile at that.] If it's something weird here, then I wonder if anything we made could work against it. Like, I bet the Queen would just make it not work, like with those Materia things you tried. At least, I'm assuming you weren't going for Pie Materia.

[identity profile] notvitiligo.livejournal.com 2011-03-16 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)




Well, I guess I was wrong about that. [Jessica: Mildly weirded out by this, but not really showing it. As usual.]

I wonder if there's any way to fight her at all... or maybe it's one of those things where the way to win is to try to avoid her.

[identity profile] notvitiligo.livejournal.com 2011-03-16 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I prefer regular kidnappers, where there's at least the chance you could hit them on the head or something.