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[Noi's in the mirror again - having forgone the mask and the tracksuit today. She's picking the last few bits of raw turkey out of her teeth before actually getting to her message.]

Right. Well, as pretty as this whole place is, I can't just stand around doing nothing. There's a whole lot of work to do!

I need to find a kitchen - raw turkey just doesn't taste very good, and I can't afford to lose any weight while I'm here - and I need to explore around, and, well, I guess today is for messing with this whole place.

Oh, and a reminder to the queen.

I am going to rip your heart out and shove your teeth down your windpipe for separating me from Shin-Senpai.

[A beat as she lets those words sit, before Noi returns to being quite upbeat.]

I suppose I'll let people know if I find a good kitchen. If that fails, I guess I'm making fire the old school way!

What I wouldn't give for a good restaurant right now...

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...you just ate a raw turkey, and you're threatening something like that.

Well, craziness aside, I suppose it would be good to make sure everyone here can get a campfire going.

If we have to. I want that oven so bad...

There's no beef here. Can you believe it?

Pretty sure we can all live on fruit for a few days. And venison's pretty good too, you know.

Are you kidding? I can't keep up this muscle on just fruit. I need protein!

There's deer? I haven't seen one yet. And I don't know if I'd be able to kill one myself, they can be so adorable!

I guess that'd be a problem.

I heard about 'em somewhere around here, anyways. Just gotta remember that they're as smelly and dimwitted as anything else out in the words.

I sure didn't eat that turkey for the flavor.

Yeah, but - they're cute! Like that lamb-girl!

Who?

I... didn't get her name either, actually. But she had the lamb horns and the ears, and she was really nervous about everything!

...huh. Well, I guess you don't wanna eat her, huh?

She hasn't done anything to piss me off - and I don't think I'd eat anything that can talk to me. Too weird.

That... definitely would be weird. Ew.

I'm not a cannibal. People probably don't taste good, anyway.

[She resists the urge to quote Silence of the Lambs.]

I wouldn't think so, no.

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