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[Noi's in the mirror again - having forgone the mask and the tracksuit today. She's picking the last few bits of raw turkey out of her teeth before actually getting to her message.]

Right. Well, as pretty as this whole place is, I can't just stand around doing nothing. There's a whole lot of work to do!

I need to find a kitchen - raw turkey just doesn't taste very good, and I can't afford to lose any weight while I'm here - and I need to explore around, and, well, I guess today is for messing with this whole place.

Oh, and a reminder to the queen.

I am going to rip your heart out and shove your teeth down your windpipe for separating me from Shin-Senpai.

[A beat as she lets those words sit, before Noi returns to being quite upbeat.]

I suppose I'll let people know if I find a good kitchen. If that fails, I guess I'm making fire the old school way!

What I wouldn't give for a good restaurant right now...

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Do you know how to start campfires? I've done a little campfire cooking.

Well, I could... but I'd really prefer a pan and an oven and the whole deal, really.

Food is kind of like a hobby of mine.

Ah, I gotcha.

I think there's a little of that stuff over by the Necessities, but I'm not sure.

I guess I'll check that out, then see how far this place goes...

Th-that's mean! I don't think you need to kill someone like that!

Well, I hear kitchens pop up in the necessities. I'm a pretty good cook, but I'd have to find some considerable materials before I can do so...

Are you suggesting I should make it quick and painless? I guess I could...

Oh! Can you make noodles? That's really important. And fried chicken. And... and, well, the more the better!

Muuu. [Konoka's not even gonna try any more at that point, that alone is victory.]

Well yeah, I'd need the right materials, though. I can make a selection of Eastern and Western foods!

But really, I do want to make her suffer. I'll have to think about it!

[Why is she so perky about all this.]

Well, I'll bring back everything I can, and then you can make a real meal!

I... don't think I ever got your name.

[It actually kinda reminds her of Evangeline, if she were less grumpy.]

I'll definitely see what I can do!

...oh, and my name's Konoka! What's yours?

Noi. I'll supply the materials, you'll produce the food!

...you just ate a raw turkey, and you're threatening something like that.

Well, craziness aside, I suppose it would be good to make sure everyone here can get a campfire going.

If we have to. I want that oven so bad...

There's no beef here. Can you believe it?

Pretty sure we can all live on fruit for a few days. And venison's pretty good too, you know.

Are you kidding? I can't keep up this muscle on just fruit. I need protein!

There's deer? I haven't seen one yet. And I don't know if I'd be able to kill one myself, they can be so adorable!

I guess that'd be a problem.

I heard about 'em somewhere around here, anyways. Just gotta remember that they're as smelly and dimwitted as anything else out in the words.

I sure didn't eat that turkey for the flavor.

Yeah, but - they're cute! Like that lamb-girl!

Who?

I... didn't get her name either, actually. But she had the lamb horns and the ears, and she was really nervous about everything!

...huh. Well, I guess you don't wanna eat her, huh?

She hasn't done anything to piss me off - and I don't think I'd eat anything that can talk to me. Too weird.

That... definitely would be weird. Ew.

I'm not a cannibal. People probably don't taste good, anyway.

[She resists the urge to quote Silence of the Lambs.]

I wouldn't think so, no.

You must have a pretty strong desire to kill her, huh?

Mmmmmnot the strongest I've had to kill somebody?

Nah, I've definitely seen stronger. But the way you said it, it was like something you didn't want her to take so lightly, ri-ght?

Yes, I suppose - but I don't think she'll get it.

Very spacey woman.

Oh, that's a shame. When that desire goes unfulfilled, it really sucks.

Well, she's still going to die, so whether she hears the message or not doesn't change much.

Really, really? Kyahaha, it's always more entertaining when they don't see it coming until the last moment, anyway.

Not... really? That kills all the fun of a fight.

Sure, punching that guy's head off when he had no clue I was coming felt good, but a challenge feels even better.

So you're one of those types? [giggle] Yeah, I get it, but that's not our style.

Your style is what? Poison and traps?

That sounds boring.

No wa-y, nothing like that. A stake doesn't poison, you know.

It does if it's dipped in poison.

Heh, that's a fair point. But who cares about that when you can smash their face apart in an instant?

If that's your thing... a quick fight is way too boring, for me. I guess you like the buildup till you strike?

Yeah, yeah! Their faces in those last few moments are always the greatest thing to see!

So you treat a kill like a big drama movie. Huh.

I just like making the most out of it.

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